Slaughterhouse Princess

The scariest thing about this movie is that the Director's Cut, which we watched, is almost two and a half hours long.  Yikes.

Get your tumblers of straight vodka and frozen pizzas ready, we have a long movie this week. At least we have special guest Bitems on this week to help us get through it.

Get your tumblers of straight vodka and frozen pizzas ready, we have a long movie this week. At least we have special guest Bitems on this week to help us get through it.

Get ready for more merkins than you can shake a stick at, which in this case is just one.  But it a very pronounced merkin, so that has to count for something.

Get ready for more merkins than you can shake a stick at, which in this case is just one.  But it a very pronounced merkin, so that has to count for something.

Get ready for high-ish fantasy and sci-fi's lovechild who has a poor understanding of what a glaive actually is.  We all know the real glaive is the friends you made along the way.

Get ready for high-ish fantasy and sci-fi's lovechild who has a poor understanding of what a glaive actually is.  We all know the real glaive is the friends you made along the way.

Not to be confused with just any old Neon Demon, this is THE Neon Demon. You can tell because of all the Mountain Pumas.

Not to be confused with just any old Neon Demon, this is THE Neon Demon. You can tell because of all the Mountain Pumas.

Ever wondered what Lost would be like if it had a lower budget, was a movie instead of a TV series, and was way more focused on the collapse of the entire constructs of heaven and hell?  This movie, I mean why else would we bring it up?