Slaughterhouse Princess

Have you ever been watching Grease and said, sure this is fun but what if there were more children with criminal records and people named Hatchet-face?  Do we have a movie for you.

We are dedicating this month to the works of John Waters.  Also we had to name the episode Pecke r because we couldn't title it Pecker.  How fun.

We are dedicating this month to the works of John Waters.  Also we had to name the episode Pecke r because we couldn't title it Pecker.  How fun.

We know the title seems like it's pretty straightforward but believe you me, this movie has a few surprises up its many, many sleeves.

We know the title seems like it's pretty straightforward but believe you me, this movie has a few surprises up its many, many sleeves.

We're not saying that you should be creepy peeping on your neighbors, but it is a good way to find out if they're vampires, or at least if they own a coffin.

We're not saying that you should be creepy peeping on your neighbors, but it is a good way to find out if they're vampires, or at least if they own a coffin.

Crack open a Punch Pop and keep your mop stick handy as we recount the tale of The Janitor one fateful day. 

Crack open a Punch Pop and keep your mop stick handy as we recount the tale of The Janitor one fateful day. 

All I really want at this point is to know what the giant metal cone was for.  It doesn't seem like too much to ask.