Slaughterhouse Princess

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.