Slaughterhouse Princess

Bet you never thought a movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III would bring up complicated feelings about, well, anything but here we are.

Shine up your Soul Pearls and get your cucumbers ready as we learn all about the Kappa.  Also something about nukes and giant monsters.

Shine up your Soul Pearls and get your cucumbers ready as we learn all about the Kappa.  Also something about nukes and giant monsters.

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Protip: If you see a mystery rope in the basement of your Airbnb, maybe leave it alone.

Protip: If you see a mystery rope in the basement of your Airbnb, maybe leave it alone.

We check off one more film on the Stuart Gordon list as we take a look at Dolls.  It's about Dolls, among other things.