Teen Creeps

This week Kelly and Katai read the seminal 1991 collection of short stories, "Thirteen: 13 Tales of Horror by 13 Masters of Horror" edited by T. Pines and featuring:

D.E. Athkins

A. Bates

Jay Bennett

Caroline B. Cooney

Carol Ellis

Diane Hoh

Lael Littke

Christopher Pike

Sinclair Smith

J.B. Stamper

R.L. Stine

Ellen Emerson White

and Patricia Windsor.

This collection has it all! Soggy bottom boys! Creepy cassettes! Cursed lollipops! Boring paintings! The movie "The Happening," but deer! And more! Plus side conversations about QAnon Anonymous and what happens when you discover Jeffrey Epstein is letting just anyone onto the pedophile island.

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This week Kelly and Katai were joined by Madeline Queripel (Regular Show, Steven Universe, Infinity Train) in reading "Hardy Boys Case Files #86: Virtual Villainy" by Franklin Dixon, the touching story of a whiny video game developer pirating his own company's games to get back at his bosses for not laughing at his credit card prank. They talk being scared by VR, whether Franklin Dixon actually knows how video games are made, the Hardy Boys' depressed fear response, nothing stakes, Desert Storm, more '90s health food, and the best kinds of death.

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This week Kelly and Katai were joined by Danielle Radford (Misfits and Magic, Honest Trailers) in reading R.L. Stine's "The Sleepwalker," the touching story of a girl being gaslighted by her close-up magician boyfriend. They talked C. Pike v. Robert, never trusting Walker, MVP Hazel, trying to be the cool girlfriend, quippy moms, cold pasta salads with mayonnaise, thick neck men, two party consent, and regional pig knuckles.

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This week Kelly and Katai are joined by Mike Trapp (College Humor, Um Actually) to breakdown "The Window" by Carol Ellis, the touching story of a girl trying to re-enact Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" to very boring results. They talk "The Window" by Carol Ellis, ciphers, a little book called "The Window" by Carol Ellis, little peepers, hot wet blankets, Carol Ellis' seminal work "The Window," boy-girl twin weirdness, calling out plot holes in dialogue, how this is the ideal book for the loneliest person in the world, and an obscure work of fiction called "The Window" by Carol Ellis.

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This week Kelly and Katai read "The Babysitter III" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who thinks she's being stalked by a dead man, but is actually turning into a dead man?? They talk two flavors of cliffhanger, trying to wrap their minds around what these boys look like, Debra being relatable, and then basically just struuuugggggle to find something to talk about until Kelly heroically describes the show "Alone" for half an hour.

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This week Kelly and Katai were joined by guest Scott Gairdner (Conan, Podcast the Ride) to read "The Rich Girl" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl being gaslighted over funny money. They talked twists and turns, when animals attack, money blinding you to cheating, yet another teen being amazing at stage makeup, and the alternate dimension of the Untied States of America.

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This week Kelly and Katai are joined by their Lo Dunc Correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) to talk Lois Duncan's 1976 novel "Summer of Fear." They discuss Ozark witches, cousin boners, Rachel missing cue after cue, seducing everyone with your Ozark wiles, sexiest banks, driving in weather, and, most importantly, unpack just how bad FarmersOnly.com is.

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This week Kelly and Katai read "Night World: Black Dawn" by L.J. Smith, the touching story of a human girl who it turns out has a vampire soulmate, which is different from the other Night World books in that it isn't at all, it is the exact same. They talk spunky one-dimensional heroines, nicknames that come too soon in a friendship, the Wish.com version of Night World, Delos as the syndicated TV version of Ash, and creepy, creepy boy-girl siblings.

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This week Kelly and Katai are joined by an absolute king, Mr. No Commentary himself, Omar Najam (El Rey Nation, Thank You For Questing, Power Play)! They read "Summer of Secrets" by Richie Tankersley Cusick, the touching story of a girl who tries to visit her aunt, but ends up in the sights of a serial killer. They talk very mean boys, love squares, finding arms, cookie privilege, losing your words in Long Beach, and end up recording an episode so long, it exceeds the amount of time it takes to read the book.

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This week Kelly and Katai read "The Grave" by Christopher Pike, the touching story of a girl who gets bamboozled into carrying the possible Antichrist by a medical zombie. They talk Eric the mens rights zombie, zombie love triangles, Scalia's decision on which books Teen Creeps cover, the creativity of a Jesus who doesn't give a shit about us, Medieval river fetish hypotheticals, and FINALLY address the Y2K mummy in the room. #AlwaysForget

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*All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.

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TEEN CREEPS IS AN INDEPENDENT PODCAST.

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