Teen Creeps

This week Kelly and Katai read "The Fever" by Diane Hoh, the touching story of a girl who goes to the hospital for a mysterious fever, is a raving bitch to the 500 high schoolers who work there, and almost gets killed because some girl doesn't know she can just lie. They talk Shutter Island-type hospitals, the sexual pull of pranks, gaslighting vs. murdering, why-is-this-milk pranks, and go off on some of their least favorite Twitter personalities.

**Correction: Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, CA is non-profit!!! Katai should be less confident in her knowledge of the tax filing status of Los Angeles area hospitals.**

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This week Kelly and Katai read "The Nightmare Man" by Tessa Krailing, aka British Point Horror for Babies. They talk Goodreads class assignment reviews, the OG Nightmare Man Jesus Christ, the moment they realized they were reading some shit for babies, do some terrible accents, being bad vs being cancelable, 100% correct headcanon, Thomas Harris' version of the book, and the Haunting of Gull Cottage.

Link to Haunting of Gull Cottage: https://www.wob.com/en-us/books/tessa-krailing/haunting-of-gull-cottage/9780590134323

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This week Kelly and Katai are joined by horror aficionado Roger Barr (i-Mockery.com, Cyanide & Happiness' Freakpocalypse) to discuss "Killer's Kiss" by R.L. Stine. They talk Conklin Awards, busy villains, character actress Nicole Kidman, and (whispers) Midnight Wine.

**Content Warning: the subject of suicide is brought up at the end of the episode.**

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This week Kelly and Katai are joined by beloved Teen Creeps Film Correspondent Oscar Montoya to discuss the 2000 teen werewolf movie "Ginger Snaps." They talk funny lines, try hard moms, Canadian fuckboys, layered characters, cool druggies, movie trivia, strong emotional themes, giving it up for the late great Brittany Murphy, and BECOMING THE GINGER WHO SNAPS.

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This week Kelly and Katai read the seminal 1991 collection of short stories, "Thirteen: 13 Tales of Horror by 13 Masters of Horror" edited by T. Pines and featuring:

D.E. Athkins

A. Bates

Jay Bennett

Caroline B. Cooney

Carol Ellis

Diane Hoh

Lael Littke

Christopher Pike

Sinclair Smith

J.B. Stamper

R.L. Stine

Ellen Emerson White

and Patricia Windsor.

This collection has it all! Soggy bottom boys! Creepy cassettes! Cursed lollipops! Boring paintings! The movie "The Happening," but deer! And more! Plus side conversations about QAnon Anonymous and what happens when you discover Jeffrey Epstein is letting just anyone onto the pedophile island.

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This week Kelly and Katai were joined by Madeline Queripel (Regular Show, Steven Universe, Infinity Train) in reading "Hardy Boys Case Files #86: Virtual Villainy" by Franklin Dixon, the touching story of a whiny video game developer pirating his own company's games to get back at his bosses for not laughing at his credit card prank. They talk being scared by VR, whether Franklin Dixon actually knows how video games are made, the Hardy Boys' depressed fear response, nothing stakes, Desert Storm, more '90s health food, and the best kinds of death.

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This week Kelly and Katai were joined by Danielle Radford (Misfits and Magic, Honest Trailers) in reading R.L. Stine's "The Sleepwalker," the touching story of a girl being gaslighted by her close-up magician boyfriend. They talked C. Pike v. Robert, never trusting Walker, MVP Hazel, trying to be the cool girlfriend, quippy moms, cold pasta salads with mayonnaise, thick neck men, two party consent, and regional pig knuckles.

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This week Kelly and Katai are joined by Mike Trapp (College Humor, Um Actually) to breakdown "The Window" by Carol Ellis, the touching story of a girl trying to re-enact Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" to very boring results. They talk "The Window" by Carol Ellis, ciphers, a little book called "The Window" by Carol Ellis, little peepers, hot wet blankets, Carol Ellis' seminal work "The Window," boy-girl twin weirdness, calling out plot holes in dialogue, how this is the ideal book for the loneliest person in the world, and an obscure work of fiction called "The Window" by Carol Ellis.

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This week Kelly and Katai read "The Babysitter III" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who thinks she's being stalked by a dead man, but is actually turning into a dead man?? They talk two flavors of cliffhanger, trying to wrap their minds around what these boys look like, Debra being relatable, and then basically just struuuugggggle to find something to talk about until Kelly heroically describes the show "Alone" for half an hour.

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This week Kelly and Katai were joined by guest Scott Gairdner (Conan, Podcast the Ride) to read "The Rich Girl" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl being gaslighted over funny money. They talked twists and turns, when animals attack, money blinding you to cheating, yet another teen being amazing at stage makeup, and the alternate dimension of the Untied States of America.

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