The Horror Virgin

We hate to pod on your picnic, but there’s something big heading straight for us. Jump in your submarine and meet us … somewhere? as we ruin our pens and blow up the ocean with DeepStar Six.

Lights mean lunch.

Does Captain Mikey have commitment issues? What the hell is this monster?

Time Stamps:

00:00 - Patreonicles 

7:34 - First Thoughts

14:02 - Movie discussion

1:23:17 - Final Thoughts

1:25:08 - Box Office

1:27:06 - Jenn's fun Facts

1:30:55 - Scary Scale

1:32:27 - Whats Next?

1:33:54 - Review

1:35:24 - Plugs

JENN’S LINKS

Seeing Double: ‘DeepStar Six’ vs. ‘Leviathan’ in a Battle of the 1989 Sea Monster Movies

https://www.slashfilm.com/deepstar-six-vs-leviathan/

[It Came From the ‘80s] The Aquatic Prehistoric Scorpion of ‘DeepStar Six

https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3559150/came-80s-aquatic-prehistoric-scorpion-deepstar-six/

Eurypterid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurypterid

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You lose your sense of pod in the dark. Grab your stuffed rabbit, put on your deep sea space suit, and meet us at the Roebuck for Underwater.

Let’s light this pod up.

JENN’S LINKS

[Spoilers] ‘Underwater’ Director Confirms That You Saw What You Thought You Saw in the Final Act

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3601266/spoilers-underwater-director-confirms-saw-thought-saw-final-act/

Cthulhu

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Cthulhu

Cthulhu

https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu

Underwater Movie’s Monster Is Cthulhu

https://screenrant.com/underwater-movie-monster-cthulhu-confirmed/

Former Silicon Valley star T.J. Miller is accused of sexual and physical assault

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/19/16797462/tj-miller-silicon-valley-sexual-physical-assault-accusation

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You ate my pod. Join the HV Crew and special guest Armando Torres from Cult Podcast as we take God’s oldest podcast machine and give it will and desire with Deep Blue Sea.

Who ya gonna trust?

JENN’S LINKS

17 Facts About Deep Blue Sea For Its 20th Anniversary

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/58020/17-fun-facts-about-deep-blue-sea

Forget Jaws. The Real Shark Movie to Beat Is Deep Blue Sea

https://www.wired.com/2016/06/deep-blue-sea-celebration/

‘Deep Blue Sea 3’ is Swimming Our Way and It’s Been Rated R for “Bloody Images”

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3616621/deep-blue-sea-3-swimming-way-rated-r-bloody-images/

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Don’t open that pod! You’re going to get all of us killed! Put on your homemade gas mask and join us in the bunker as we learn ten new ways to style our bangs with 10 Cloverfield Lane.

You don’t know what’s out there!

Show Notes:

The 10 Cloverfield Lane backlash is missing the point

https://www.theverge.com/2016/3/17/11255744/10-cloverfield-lane-movie-ending-backlash

The Director of 10 Cloverfield Lane Explains All About That Wild Ending

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-director-of-10-cloverfield-lane-explains-all-about-1764626525

Digging Deep: 10 Cloverfield Lane

https://morbidlybeautiful.com/10-cloverfield-lane/

Cycle Of Abuse

http://envisioncounsellingcentre.com/innerpage/resources/partner-abuse/cycle-of-abuse/

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Hey! Who left the pod door open? Join the horror virgin as we make inappropriate jokes with Ouija boards and befriend a delightful pool cleaner with Paranormal Activity 2. I don’t know if the pod is haunted, but I hope it is.

JENNS NOTES

‘Paranormal Activity 2’ Brilliantly Turned a Simple Story into a Compelling Franchise

https://bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3469432/paranormal-activity-2-brilliantly-turned-simple-story-compelling-franchise/

'Paranormal Activity 2': Five Burning Questions Answered

http://www.mtv.com/news/1650734/paranormal-activity-2-five-burning-questions-answered/

'Paranormal Activity 2': Five Secrets Revealed

http://www.mtv.com/news/1650678/paranormal-activity-2-five-secrets-revealed/

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We’ve been going in circles. There are too many prime numbers and we’re all out of boots. Grab your glasses and your button and joins us at the bridge as we try to escape Cube.

JENN’S LINKS

Cube - alternate ending (lost deleted scene from science-fiction horror film; 1997)

https://lostmediawiki.com/Cube_-_alternate_ending_(lost_deleted_scene_from_science-fiction_horror_film;_1997)

'Escape Room' and the Comfort of a Predictable Formula

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/escape-room-beauty-ripping-cube-1172790

‘Cubed’ Can’t Escape Development Hell

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3413206/cube-cant-escape-development-hell/

Everything We Know About Cube 4

https://screenrant.com/cube-4-updates-release-date-story/

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There’s a hurricane coming. Kick-off your flip flops, grab your shovel, and help us defeat some pea-brained lizards with Crawl.  Apex podator all day.

JENN’S LINKS

‘Crawl’ Featurette: This Is What 20 Tons of Water Pressure Looks Like

https://collider.com/crawl-featurette-stunts/

Crawl Ending: The Gator Flick Could Have Had An Extra Scene, Here’s Why It Didn’t

https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2476449/crawl-ending-the-gator-flick-could-have-had-an-extra-scene-heres-why-it-didnt

The stars of the killer gator flick Crawl got all shriveled during the 'punishing' shoot

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-stars-of-the-killer-gator-flick-crawl-got-all-shriveled-during-the-punishing-shoot

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This is more serious than selling ice cream. There’s a mysterious circus tent in the middle of a field and we can’t find the dang ticket booth! Hop on your clown cycle and join the HV Crew for the horror-comedy classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Jenn’s Links

Give Us a ‘Killer Klowns from Outer Space’ Sequel, You Cowards

https://collider.com/killer-klowns-from-outer-space-sequel/

The try-hard charm of Killer Klowns From Outer Space created its own cult

https://film.avclub.com/the-try-hard-charm-of-killer-klowns-from-outer-space-cr-1798243347

10 Far Out Facts About Killer Klowns From Outer Space

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/514251/facts-about-killer-klowns-outer-space

22 Things We Learned from the ‘Killer Klowns From Outer Space’ Commentary

https://filmschoolrejects.com/22-things-we-learned-from-the-killer-klowns-from-outer-space-commentary-8d6843cfc668/

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Who’s going to believe a talking pod? Join the HV Crew as we rage snap pencils, get jobs in a sideshow, and try to find our missing cats with the 1985 classic, Re-Animator.

Pod dead, details Later.

Jenn’s Fun Links

Leave of Absence: A Posthumous Interview With Stuart Gordon

https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/04/stuart-gordon-reanimator-interview/full-post/

With Re-Animator, Stuart Gordon pushed horror and comedy over the line and beyond

https://thedissolve.com/features/movie-of-the-week/785-with-re-animator-stuart-gordon-pushed-horror-and-c/

R.I.P. Stuart Gordon, Director of Re-Animator Dies at 72

https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/03/r-i-p-stuart-gordon/

Horror Master Stuart Gordon Talks Re-Animator, Lovecraft and MPAA Ratings

https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies/horror-master-stuart-gordon-talks-re-animator-love/

Herbert West--Reanimator

https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Herbert_West--Reanimator

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This episode for The Collection. Join the HV Crew as we assemble an elite task force to storm the gift shop of a creepy Collector Hotel. But first, we’re gonna make you pod everything we cast. Nice shoes.

Jenn’s Links

The Collection

https://film.avclub.com/the-collection-1798175111

Finally, a Sequel to ‘The Collector’ and ‘The Collection’ is Happening!

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3559166/finally-sequel-collector-collection-happening/

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