The Horror Virgin

"It's like if "Jaws" in JAWS was the good guy"

Join the Gang while we try to capture an Orca.  Hopefully Captain Mikey will do it in an ethical way... and not like kill a mother Orca and her baby and then go legit crazy and end up following the father Orca to the north poll to kill each other.  I'm sure it will be fine.

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Up next: Piranha 3D (2010)

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“I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole."

Join the gang while we venture to Maine to find a honestly should have been an ancient croc..  But as it turns out it's just a croc that can swim across the ocean apparently.  either way enjoy this bonkers episode about this bonkers movie.

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Up next: Orka (1977)

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"Reaching new depths of terrible."

Join the gang while we go to Sea World on vacation.  I'm sure the huge shark that bothered us for the past 2 summers won't follow us to Sea World.  That would be legit INSANE right?  I'm sure we are totally safe... Or are we?

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Up next: Lake Placid (1999)

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"He's guaranteed to put some life, in your afterlife" Join the gang while we break down the 1980's classic "Beetlejuice". Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Jaws 3D (1983) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The High Fidelity sequel you didn't know existed" Join the gang while we try to survive a night in room 1408.  Will Todd make it out of the air vent? Will Paige be able to traverse the outside ledge to the room next door?  Will Mikey prove that alcohol can solve everything? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Beetlejuice (1988) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"They're back"

That's right.  They are back.  But this time 2/3rds of them sound different.  But join us anyway while we break down this terrible movie.  Why exactly is Kane obsessed with a little girl? Why is Craig T. Nelson talking about his ex-girlfriend's boobs with his wife? Is this the most racist movie we have ever done?  Find out now!

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Up next: 1408 (2007)

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"It's like Horror "Lake House, except Keanu's Dick isn't in the mailbox"

Join the gang while we break down yet another grief-filled movie.  Although much like His House this movie is a banger.  And it takes place at a badass lake house... But you'll have to watch out for clitty.

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Up next: Poltergeist 2 (1986)

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"Those damned lost 14 mins"

Join the gang while we venture into our deepest traumas to discuss His House.  It's truly unfortunate that our trauma was found inside a "Gorey Hole", but alas.  That is where our trauma was found.  Enjoy the episode.

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"Peachfuzz would never hurt you"

Join the gang while we break down 77 mins of bad improv thrown together as a "Movie".  Sorry.  We didn't care for this one.  Like at all.

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"Sex so good it literally kills a guy" Join the Gang while we venture deep into Texas in 1979 to make a Porno.  Will Todd direct a porno masterpiece?  Will Mikey run around in just tighty whities the whole movie? Will Paige get eaten by an alligator?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Creep (2014) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.