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Hatching
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56 min
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May 1, 2026
We talk about why we finally picked it, its Sundance buzz and critical praise, and how its quiet pacing and gorgeous cinematography build tension. From the disturbing mommy-blogger facade and relentless pressure on young gymnast Tinja to the eerie egg she incubates and the practical-effects creature that emerges, we unpack the film’s doppelgänger angle, psychic connection, and escalating attacks.
Along the way we explore the movie’s layers of metaphor—maternity, repression, puberty, body image, and parents vicariously living through kids—leading to an ending we found bleak, satisfying, and thematically sharp
56 min
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485
New York Ripper
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55 min
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Apr 23, 2026
We talk through Fulci’s stylized approach, the gritty early ’80s New York locations, and how the film’s sleaze and eroticized violence make it a challenging watch, especially with its mean-spirited tone toward women. Along the way we unpack the duck-voiced killer calls, the procedural investigation, the disjointed plotting, and the extreme gore effects—particularly the razor-blade murder and eye trauma. We also cover the film’s reveal involving Peter, his hospitalized daughter, a dead-end suspect, and the bleak final moments that leave the story on a dark note.
55 min
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484
Happy Birthday To Me
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82 min
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Apr 17, 2026
We talk about the movie’s iconic shish kebab kill, its giallo-inspired mystery setup, and the nonstop barrage of over-the-top red herrings that make the nearly two-hour runtime feel even longer. Along the way we dig into the prep school “Top 10,” the creative (and sometimes cut-down) kill scenes, Virginia’s traumatic flashbacks and experimental brain procedure, and the surprisingly stacked talent behind the production, including Glenn Ford. We break down the movie’s wildly convoluted twist ending, why it feels like a last-minute rewrite, and why—despite its flaws—we ultimately had a fun time with it.
82 min
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483
Incantation
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53 min
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Apr 10, 2026
We discuss its clever use of mixed camera sources, the fourth-wall breaks that pull the audience into the curse, and how the film’s non-chronological structure parcels out its story. Along the way we unpack the ghost-hunter backstory, the taboo tunnel shrine and folk rituals, the escalating body horror centered on a young child, and the bleak implications of the film’s “chant with me” setup. We also compare its cursed-footage vibe to The Ring and talk about how its atmosphere and emotional stakes keep it intense, even when parts are hard to follow.
53 min
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482
Stream
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72 min
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Apr 2, 2026
We break down its basic-but-effective “game” setup in a hotel where masked killers, surveillance, and scoring drive extremely brutal practical-effect kills, while the real fun comes from a steady sugar-high of horror cameos—Dee Wallace, Danielle Harris, Jeffrey Combs, Tim Reid, Daniel Roebuck, Phyllisa Rose, Tony Todd, and more—plus David Howard Thornton essentially channeling Art the Clown. We talk about the TV-like cinematography, the two-hour runtime, uneven plotting and character overload, and the bleak ending and mid-credits sequel tease featuring Tim Curry’s voice, while agreeing it’s fan-service done right for horror fans, not the general public.
72 min
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481
Madman
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52 min
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Mar 26, 2026
Even though we’d somehow missed it for years, we were genuinely impressed by how competent it is—strong cinematography, effective editing, solid performances, and practical effects that often land, plus a captivating campfire-story opening that sets the tone and lore of “Madman Marz.” The plot is basically a classic paint-by-numbers chain of counselors wandering into the woods and getting picked off, but the kills are creative and the filmmaking elevates the whole experience. We also shout out the sound work, the memorable songs, and Galyn Ross as Betsy, then wrap up by playing a listener call.
52 min
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480
Opus
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59 min
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Mar 12, 2026
We talk about how impressive the filmmaking is, Malkovich’s unexpectedly convincing pop-star performance (including a full in-movie album), and the movie’s strong, tense, twisty atmosphere that sometimes evokes The Menu. We walk through the plot’s creepy compound setting, escalating cult behavior, and the violent reveal, then debate the ending’s explanation that everything was orchestrated so Ariel could escape and publish an exposé. One of us loved the ride and performances, while the other found the message and payoffs frustratingly vague, though we still recommend checking it out.
59 min
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479
Prison
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60 min
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Mar 5, 2026
While the story feels convoluted and the setup is thin, the movie is slickly shot and packed with memorable, creative kill sequences—dead lights, superheated cells, sentient barbed wire, and an outrageous finale. We talk through Viggo Mortensen’s early role as brooding inmate Burke (and how much of the movie he spends nearly naked), the prison’s chaotic reopening, the warden’s melodrama, and the bizarre supernatural “rules” that make little sense but still deliver some great effects. It’s messy, weird, and surprisingly fun—worth a watch on YouTube while it’s there!
60 min
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478
Driller Killer
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57 min
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Feb 26, 2026
We talk about its infamous cover art and how it helped spark the UK “video nasties” panic, then dig into the movie’s grimy New York atmosphere, disjointed character-study structure, and aggressive sound design—including the repeated band-rehearsal sequences and heavy use of music. We break down Reno’s unraveling as financial pressure, an unexplained church encounter, and surreal flashes build toward a sudden, graphic drill-fueled rampage, along with moments of dark humor and ambiguity. We also discuss the added footage in the longer cut and the unsettling, open-ended finale.
57 min
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Match
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50 min
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Feb 20, 2026
We talk through the creepy catfishing premise, the overbearing mom luring women to her house, and Henry’s memorable monster design, along with the movie’s mix of gross-out shocks, dark humor, and some frustrating “why would you do that?” character choices. Despite the cliches and suspension-of-disbelief moments, there’s plenty to discuss—from the Buffy-like mid-movie team-up and standout kills to the bizarre music-soothing motif and an especially brutal finale. If you’re in the mood for something dumb, goofy, and competently made, this one might be worth the watch on free, ad-supported Tubi.
50 min
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