We Suck At This
Carmilla inadvertently infects Ron, Fang, and Corey with her vampirism. Unaware of their condition, these three misfit vampires' hysterical misadventures illuminate the sudden changes in their nature. While attending a support group recommended by Dr. Acula for what is thought to be a medical condition, the three connect back with Carmilla and learn the truth of their new existence. Cast out by Martin and the old vampires, pursued by the determined Eddie Van Helsing, Ron and Carmilla seek to maintain some humanity and lead their menage through the challenges of vampire life in the modern world.
Cast
Chelsea Howard
Carmilla
Carl Childers
Ron
Artemis
Fang
Jevocas Green
Corey
Edward Solis
Martin
Craig S. Murphy
Giles Labou
Ace Talkingwolf
Eddie Van Helsing
Marc Arno
Stan Lee
Stan Bowman
Dr. Acula
Ondie Daniel
Carrie N. DeBeers
Mason Downs
Skinny Teen
Mark Drum
Red Shirt Patient
Rory Gordon
Cameraman Mitch
Kimberly D. Johnson
Akasha / Vampire Bride
Jayson Jayrock Lowe
Deputy Dog
Steve Magrogan
Deputy Dooly
Bill Mays
Papa Jack's Cashier
Keith Merritt
The Boss
Katie Mae Poore
Catatonic Mental Patient
Josh Rackley
Fork Lift Operator
Shae Roberts
Joe King
Giles Shepherd
Priest
Jack Silva
Chunk / Comic Book Gamer
Amy Fields Taylor
Wren Field
Kallie Taylor
Buffy
Allison Travis
Ma
Hal Whiteside
Sheriff McGraw
Jacqueline Witt
Silva / Vampire Bride
Barrett Wolfe
Bartender
LaDonna Allison
Victorian Addict
Corinne Barrios
CSI Girl
Bill Pacer
Angry Villager
Videos
No videos available yet.
News
No news articles linked to this title yet.
- Release Date 10/31/2018
- Language English
- Director Giles Shepherd
- Writer Wiley McCain
- Editor Giles Shepherd
- Producers Giles Shepherd, Bruce Downs
- Companies Idol Hands Entertainment, Mile 29 Films
- Budget $10,000
| Country | Date | Format | Certification |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | Oct 31, 2018 | Theatrical | PG-13 |
Atlanta Vampire Movie Ratings
Overall
Overall rating of the media
Scares
How effective are the jump scares
Atmosphere
How immersive and tense is the atmosphere
Gore
Level and quality of gore/violence
Story
Quality of the storyline and plot
Special Effects
Quality of special/visual effects
Sound Design
Audio quality and sound effects
Pacing
Flow and timing of the narrative