Turd Merchants of Death poster

Turd Merchants of Death

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The stink has come to town

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

Cast

Davis Lonergan

Happy Blonde Boy

Colby Graham

Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

Scott Hendry

Scott Toolbanger

Andrew Martinez

Shirtless Car Accident Victim

Ann Hines

Receptionist

Bill HInes

Mad Doctor

Jack Spanbauer

Himself

Adrian Tennant

Door Man

Adam Smith

Bartender

Andrew Martinez

Greasy Bar Guy

Kaya Bersto

Kaya

Canyon Castator

Canyon

Josh Steele

Josh

Sheila Cummings

Sarah Caruso

Mike Carroll

Mert T. Nertson

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself

Glen Gillingham

Cop

Gordon Koch

Preacher

Ryan McMurray

Longboarder

Reed Goodman

Reed

Alan G. Stratton

Hero Mechanic

Maile Kobayashi

Ditsy Customer

Jeremy Frankovis

"Fist" Mechanic 2

Lazer Rubenstein

Mechanic 3

Kevin Hohman

Zombie Driving Car

Rob Schelgel

Arm-biting Zombie

Alex Covey

Cash Eating Zombie

Jake Schefrin

Zombie Burrito Server 1

Amy Docktor

Zombie Burrito Server 2

Dan Leonard

Zombie Burrito Server 3

El Vortex

El Vortex

Jake Schefrin

Zombie Jake

Jeff Hulslander

Himself

Max Garson

Himself

Patrick Dykstra

Himself

Canyon Castator

Himself

Josh Steele

Himself

Elijah Moore

Himself

Todd Frost

Himself

Reed Goodman

Himself

Trick Factory

Himself

Dustin Hinshaw

Himself

Jeff Spiegel

Himself

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Release Date 08/26/2009
Language English
Director Samuel Hines
Editor Samuel Hines
Cinematographer Elliot Trout
Producer Maile Kobayashi
Company Meta Skateboards
Budget $5,000
Homepage www.youtube.com

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Country	Date	Format	Certification
United States	Aug 26, 2009	Premiere (Fox Theater Boulder CO)	NR
United States	Aug 26, 2009	Physical	NR

Skateboarding Gore

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