The Bride of Frank

Vivi Vixen

The Dancer

Steve Ballot

Vichelli

Tamsin Atkinson

The Tease

Alley Ninestein

Aphrodite

Frank Meyer

Frank

John Kolendriski

Johnny Horizon

Victor Delvalle

Warehouse Guy One

Bruce Frankel

Morgan Barney V.I.P.

Jim Moresca

The Visiting Dignitary

Rena Ballot

Miss Grimble

Arnell Dowret

Dennis / Mother

Eric Kaplan

Tony the Thumb

Eddie Regan

Louie the Loan

Sal Mogavero

Sal the Mouth

Bernard Briley

Bernard the Tongue

Sergio Lopez

El Pulpo

Charles Gambino

Young Vito

Tom Clairidge

Mickey the Leprechaun

Frank Mogavero

Uncle Vincenzo

Chick Carter

The Nerd / Edna / Bob

Stewart Rubin

Tit-Bar Pal One

Zeferino Barbesa

Tit-Bar Pal Two

Billy Moran

Warehouse Guy Two

Karen Tansey

Candy

Linda Dowret

The Shy One

S. Caryl Manfried

The Diva

Lisa Natale

Tallulah Yankhead

Paris Pussay

Honey Havasuck

K.C.

The Guy who Said "Check that Shit Out"

Irene Ballot

Nana

Gilberto Rodriquez

Warehouse Guy Three

Charley Wolinsky

Young Frank

Dolores Costaldo

Dolores

Tony Bello

Self

Upchuck Heston

The Padre