The truth is out there... we're just not entirely sure where.
With tongue planted firmly in cheek, our story follows the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to discover the truth behind enigmatic horror author H.P. Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way strange and macabre tales play out, pulling the reporter ever deeper into the writer's mystical world. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing's for sure: the truth is out there... he's just not entirely sure where.
Cast
Peter Bramhill
Greg / Bugboy (segment "BugBoy")
Nicky Ladanowski
Jessica (segment "BugBoy")
Dan Payne
Mark (segment "BugBoy")
Tom Wontner
Tom (segment "Witch's Spring")
Gillian MacGregor
Rhiannon (segment "Witch's Spring")
Nick Ewans
Slava (segment "Alecto")
Tommy Pistol
Dr. Hubert Breast (segment "Re-Penetrator") (archive footage)
Joanna Angel
Corpse Girl (segment "Re-Penetrator")
Lloyd Kaufman
Self
Elias Argentiere
Journalist
Nick Basile
H.P. Lovecraft
Nina Kwok
Sarah (segment "Alecto")
Eleanor Brunsdon
Slava's Mother (segment "Alecto")
Jerrod Bogard
Dan (segment "Coo-coo-Cthulhu")
Chad Bernhard
70's Journalist
Rich Casella
Cameraman
Anna Ganster
Alien Mom
Ryan L. Johnston
Stockbroker
Brian A. Bernhard
Sci-Fi Nerd / Howard's Voice
Mary Holloway
Suburban Mom
Suzy Hotrod
Rump-shaking Troma Babe
Vicky Voltage
Busty Troma Babe
Nick Rezabek
Lance
Richard Wein
Herr Schlieffenzingenmeckleheimer
Barbara Hubach
Boat Rower
Martina Ganster
The Vagrant
Ryan Morris
Disapproving Clown
John Seaman
Harley Warren (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter")
Jeffrey Velazquez
Jeffrey Velazquez Randolph Carter (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter")
Ean Murphy
Creature (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") (voice)
Oliver Ostroga
Creature (segment "The Statement of Randolph Carter") (voice)
Matt Renicks
Eric (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Glibulous Mongolota
Glibulous Mongolota Eric's Loser Neighbor (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Asteria Wofford
Beer Thrower (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Lauren Giddens
Recording Studio Producer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Mason Riley
Porn Store Cruiser/Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Matt Powers
Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Dusty Jones
Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Adrienne Maresh
Groupie / Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Justin Powers
Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Scott Krakowski
Lurker (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Amy Mattson
Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Melinda Mendoza
Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Melissa Mendoza
Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Kunst Nubile
Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Jaime Fuller
Groupie (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Devon Wells
Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Mary Randall
Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Jorge Llamas
Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Cody Poole
Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Keely Carter
Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Wess Moeckel
Party Goer (segment "History of the Lurkers" - Ltd. Edition)
Mike Withstandley
Artist (segment "Remain")
Rhys Vaughan
Young Slava (segment "Alecto")
Tom Blackburn
Slava's Father (segment "Alecto")
Beau Dearden
Lumberjack (segment "Chaos of Flesh")
Adam Armstrong
Carter Ward (segment "Chaos of Flesh")
Anna Wright
Girl / Spawn of Yog (segment "Chaos of Flesh")
Susan Adriensen
Dr. Koalesca (segment "Coo-coo-Cthulhu")
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- Release Date 07/24/2006
- Directors Ashley Thorpe, Doug Sakmann, Justin Powers, Jane Rose, Tomas Almgren, Elias Argentiere, Brian Barnes, Brian A. Bernhard, Chad Bernhard, Grady Granros, Simon Ruben
- Writers Doug Sakmann, Tom Wontner, Gillian MacGregor, Jane Rose, Robbie Simons, Brian Barnes, Brian A. Bernhard, Tomas Almgren, Simon Ruben, Rebecca Finley
- Editors Doug Sakmann, Justin Powers, Ismail Ahmed, Tomas Almgren, Elias Argentiere, Brian Barnes, Joe Renz, Simon Ruben
- Producers Doug Sakmann, Tomas Almgren, Elias Argentiere, Brian A. Bernhard, Rebecca Finley, Grady Granros, Dunstan Kornicki, Hanne Nordhagen
- Company Biff Juggernaut Productions
- Budget $10,000
| Country | Date | Format | Certification |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | Jul 24, 2006 | Theatrical | — |
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