Sorority Girls Suck!
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Cast
Julie Gonzalo
Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky
Adam Johnson
Wayne Gretzky
Gary Cole
Arthur Levine
Maclain Nelson
Fred Green
Matt Mattson
Tom Slansky
Bart Johnson
Ted
Alexis Knapp
Samantha
Clare Niederpruem
Janet
Frankie Levangie
Kyle
Jake Van Wagoner
Jared
Renny Grames
Mel
Jason Celaya
Gregor
Maria Kirilenko
Ludmila Pelikhova
Benjamin Horatio Garvis
Barry Pearson
Leanna Pareja
Carly
Saad Al-Enezi
Joe
Hailey Smith
Lisa
Kynan Griffin
Grave Digger
Gavin Bentley
Kevin
Chantel Flanders
Lorainne
Lyndsay Magid
Noelle
Joumana Kidd
Teacher
Brad Johnson
Peter
Rocky Myers
Jerry
Natalie Gourley
Photo Girl
Shannon Engemann
Nurse Lady
Kylee Thurman
Kelly
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Vampire Girl #1
Laura Gardiner
Vampire Girl #2
Katherine Brim
Vampire Girl #3
Jamie Rosquist
Vampire Girl #4
Kaley Victoria Rose
Vampire Girl #5
Katie Sciuto
Vampire Girl #6
Megan Nicole Rees
Student
Alex Denney
The 29th Victim (uncredited)
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- Release Date 02/27/2013
- Language English
- Directors Matt Jespersen, Maclain Nelson
- Writers Matt Jespersen, Maclain Nelson
| Country | Date | Format | Certification |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | Feb 27, 2013 | Theatrical | NR |
| Canada | Mar 5, 2013 | Theatrical | 14A |
| France | Feb 4, 2014 | Physical | — |
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