Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
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William Hellfire
Derwin
Joey Smack
Derick
Erin Brown
Bible Girl
Lilly Tiger
Play Girl
Chris Perez
Car Kid
Robert Manrique
Retard
Ryan Trimmer
Benchpress
Kendall 'Shorty' Ward
Afro-American
Marie Mazur
Song Girl
Liz Bathory
Goth Girl
Mickey Ovum
Spam Jock
Michael L. Raso
Young Derwin / The Police Chief
John Bacchus
The Preacher
John Paul Fedele
G.U.N. Association Representative
Nathan Lanman
Cameraman
John Link
Scientist
Bob Gonzo
Entrepreneur
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- Release Date 10/26/1999
- Language English
- Directors William Hellfire, Joey Smack
- Writers Pete Jacelone, William Hellfire, Joey Smack, Mick Leo
- Producers Pete Jacelone, William Hellfire, Joey Smack
- Companies Factory 2000, THR Productions, Saturn's Core Audio & Video
- Budget $5,000
| Country | Date | Format | Certification |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | Oct 26, 1999 | Physical | NR |
| United States | Oct 1, 2020 | Physical (Saturn's Core Audio & Video) | — |
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