Gore Town Volume One

PRAISE FOR GORE NOVEL 1“This book is the biggest piece of trash since George W. Bush’s engrail speech.”Maxwell Fries, Hack Magazine“A pile of garbage to say the least…”Ronald Dall, Pervert Times“Horrible…absolute TRASH!”Bryan Higby, BH BOOKS“Makes you want to vomit and then eat it. This book is like the dessert.”Randall Hall, Diarrhea Express“I was offended…my shrink says I suffer from PTS. Thanks ASSHOLES!”Anonymous, Amazon reviews“Splatterpunk Lives!”Hard-on Boy, Sticky Fingers Press“How does one critique a pile of dog shit, a sorry excuse for rape, S&M, and werewolves? How does one look at life the same way after reading this pile of slop? How does one smell the roses? One doesn’t. Put this piece of filth down if you wish to remain sane.”Baxter Grant, The Village Speaks“Unredeemable garbage birthed from the asshole of Hell. Great job guys!”Patrick O’Neill, Esteemed Letters from Valhalla“My third grader could have written a better, scarier story than these guys. Thumbs way down.”Marcus Reno, VILLAGE VOMIT “These two writers are hilarious fucking pricks! Hardy fucking har.” Guy Monterey, Big Floppy Cocks“Literary genius. I daresay they will not be matched in our time, or any other.”

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