Survivor (ROTTEN)

Hey, pig. Yeah, you.Hey, pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig.All of my fears came true.Welcome to Gilbert Family Farms in Gilbert, West Virginia! We've got a room all set up for you. Are you ready?You are the only hope for the continuation of the Gilbert family bloodline. Momma only births mongoloids and stillborns now, so we need you to diversify our family tree a bit. But there's a lot of work to be done, first.We've gotta get you fattened up with the famous Gilbert Family Farms Hog Lard. Praise the lard! You gotta be big like Momma if you want Randall to mate with you. He thinks he's a dog, but he has the purest Gilbert seed.Speaking of dogs, you can take a trip through the forest and meet the feral Gilbert dog children. But watch out for the animal traps.Lawrence takes care of the feral dog children and you may find yourself on his farm. But be careful of his cellar. Don't end up in the cellar.We hope you enjoy your stay at Gilbert Family Farms. Oink, oink, little piggy.It's time to feed.Black and blue and broken bones.You left me here, I'm all alone.My little piggy needed something new.

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