Hyperlink from Hell: A Couch Potato's Guide to the Afterlife

Murder haunts The Haven, celebrity James Canning's home since he lost touch with Reality TV. What's his "shrink" to do? Assign writing therapy, of course. But when the good doc reads Canning's memoir, Hyperlink from Hell, he checks into his own padded suite and Canning disappears. To save the doc from madness, The Haven's new director must analyze the hell out of Hyperlink from Hell. Is Canning's tale of kidnapping, murder, time travel and wardrobe malfunction fact or fiction, deceit or delusion? Can she solve the murders, save her boss and find Canning? Or will she need a padded suite of her own? "Hyperlink from Hell: A Couch Potato's Guide to the Afterlife" isn't just the latest of the funny vampire books. It's the great American mystery... in hyperdrive.

From the Inside Flap

Praise for HYPERLINK FROM HELL:"Holy sh&t! I love it!" --The author's kid sister (Bribed with Candy) "I laughed, I cried, I couldn't put it down, so I wet 'em!" --Incontinent Monty Python fan, (Friend of the Author's Mom)"A magnificent overstatement of hyperbole; an amplification of aggrandized embroidery; an extravagant stretch of caricature; a yarn, a traveler's tale, a fish story, a tall tale of puffery and boasting; a rant." --Someone who owns a thesaurus"Ponderous and annoying." --The author's oldest sister (No Candy for Her)"Diabolical. Fecund. Funny." --Some Snotty Rag"It's good. Or it could be bad. How the Hell should I know?" --The author

From the Back Cover

The Stakes are high, and pointy, in Hyperlink from Hell.

About the Author

Lindy Moone comes from a short line of mental health professionals and now lives far, far away from them: someplace warm and sometimes rainy, near the sea, where she can play with her pencils as much as she likes. She is married, to "The Great Fisherman Boo." Lindy likes dogs, cats, TV and thunderstorms-but not at the same time, because it hurts. Some say she is a pathological liar. She denies this. Lindy is, however, a pathological blogger, at Belly-Up! (lindymoone.wordpress.com), and can be contacted via Twitter (@LindyMoone), on her facebook page (Lindy Moone, author), and through her in(s)ane website, Literary Subversions (lindymoone.com). It's a veritable loony bin of wordplay, silly pictures, trivia about the book, and more. Please stop by, especially if you know an easy way to get cats to take worm medicine.

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