Paranormal Jelly: Weird Tales Set In The Year 1996

Paranormal Jelly: A Plague Of Creepy Ghosts, Monsters And Inhumane Creatures Have ArrivedWhen Albert, a middle-aged portly man trying to run a successful paranormal website, hears of weird things involving tentacled monsters, ghosts, Bigfoot, and other odd things keep happening in the area, he sees an opportunity for fame and fortune and to be able to support himself and his little girl.But there is a problem.These things never happen where he can see them himself, and if he fails he'll go back to the dead-end office job he hates."Is he going to have anything to drink?" She asked as the thin man started muttering to himself. The muscular man glanced at him and in a loud voice said-[Sideways] "Hey Mikey, you want something to drink?" His companion waved his hand aimlessly and continued hugging his knees. The large man went back to his menu and said- "Naw, water's fine, could I get a 6-egg vegetable omelet? Had to miss my last meal time, damn monster ate all my protein bars, how am I supposed to keep muscle synthesis going when I don't get my protein on time?" Janus had no idea what to say so she nodded nervously. He looked over at Mikey and said-"Just get him the toast, all he ever eats is carbs." Janus nodded, took their menus, and left.Albert watched her head for the kitchen and looked back at the strange man. He gathered up his notebook and walked to the booth. The muscular man noticed his approach and looked at him quizzically."Yeah?" He said. Albert composed himself and asked- "Excuse me, you were attacked by a monster?"The story told by the meathead in the diner was one of the strangest Albert would ever hear.A satirical take on Lovecraftian horror, author Zwahk Muchoney masterfully combines humor and horror into an engaging book that's sure to satisfy your cravings for a good paranormal read. Perfect for fans of all things supernatural, Paranormal Jelly is a gripping horror-comedy filled with 1990s nostalgia.

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