Undead Strippers Versus The Alien Zombie Queen: D.O.A. meets T...

When an alien spacecraft lands on Long Island the government is sent in. When zombies show up, eat all the government people, and turn everyone into more zombies it's time for a new plan. Enter Sheila , an FBI agent who once encountered the supernatural. She decides to use monsters to fight monsters and recruits a handful (re: the only ones she can find) to find the source of the aliens and zombies. The only problem is keeping them from personally finishing off the survivors in a wave of sex, murder, and cannibalism... usually all at the same time. Queenie, the undead bombshell who runs a strip club where the clients sometimes pay in much more than cash. Luna, the blood thirsty werewolf who's attitude implies that people really get on her tits... all six of them. Silk, the elder god summoned to earth by a cult of sorority girls and now possessing the body of a young girl while others worship at her feet. Mary Patches, the monstrous yet sexy result of mad science who took up where her creator left off after his... "accident". On the plus side he learned an important lesson: one should never create a nymphomaniac sex slave and give her the strength to crush a truck. Nafertut, the mummy girl who was once a priestess cursed 5,000 years ago for a past indiscretions who now spends her days teaching Egyptology and her evenings hot oil midget wrestling. When she is not busy sucking the lifeforce out of people. These five undead bimbos are our last hope for Earth's survival, lest we be conquered by the alien zombie queen at the heart of this attack. How can we rely on these hideous beasts to save our world? Because if the aliens and zombies win, they won't have anyone left to eat.

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