The Electric Boner

On the long list of things that Nick Sherman never wants to do, getting an electric boner is near the very top. He has enough trouble with the girls without all that. But one day, while ditching class and getting high with his friend Hugh, he comes across a shed full of a mysterious and foul green substance on the outskirts of Clairmont, Maine, that leads exactly to Nick ending up with an electric boner. This bubbling green substance also leads to a lot of other trouble for the small town. Devised by a brilliant, but extremely sexist and greedy scientist named Jonathan Huskfield, the green stuff does not work as intended, not that it was intended to be used in a good way to begin with. When Huskfield does a field experiment to test his creation, it ends in his gruesome, undignified death. Sarah Johnston, a rival scientist who hates Huskfield and the patriarchy, works furiously after his death to discover what exactly the substance is. Once she puts the pieces together, she decides to use the stuff for her own terrible ends. Meanwhile, the Clairmont police department, led by Lt. Mikhail Duvlosky, scrambles to figure out just what the hell is going on. And deep in the darkness, sinister glowing yellow eyes watch it all unfold. All that Nick Sherman wanted was a little courage, to talk to the girl of his dreams, Lucy Littleton. Instead, he and his friends end up with their hands full, bad things coming from all directions. Prepare to be shocked.

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