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So you want to know what this book is about, eh? It is a completely plotless, scatter-brained, substance-lacking piece of shit written by a cranky night-shift worker at 2am who held in their urine for three hours. It was written in approximately six hours. And don’t ask for a plot, figure it out! Use that cerebral cortex! Warning: Do not read while intoxicated or constipated. Illuminati verified. Unlock the secret message of this book and you will find a very shiny nickel on the ground. That is guaranteed. Otherwise, prepare to read a shitty, over-priced book. An important artifact, nonetheless. You have been warned. Now, go wash your undies and change those stinky socks for Pete’s sake.
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- Author Trowley CrayCray
- Language English
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