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Whiskey Soaked Nightmares

Reaching the ripe old age of 500 should be an accomplishment. When you’re stuck with the body of a 13 year old, hormones and all, it’s a drag. They say you’re only as old as you feel. Try telling that to the clerk at the liquor store. Between nosy neighbors and angelic home invaders, Valentin Delacroix is having a bad century. Featuring gratuitous swearing, a tasteful love scene, mind blowing sandwiches, puberty, cross dressing wizards, and snow, so much fucking snow. Here’s what critics are saying about Whiskey Soaked Nightmares“You should never have given up on med school.” -Author’s father“I was not paid $20 to review this kickass book!” –Guy who is $20 richer“Killed a spider with it, 5 stars!” -Arachnophobe Monthly (Warning: Does not apply to the kindle edition)“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” –Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States of America

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