Mad Dog and The Englishman (The Ethereals)

Do you want biting political and cultural satire which cleverly and expertly sends up the idea of national and cultural stereotypes of our times and exposes the raw fetidness of our global iconographic zeitgeist? Well tough! This is just crudely written dreck aimed not only at insulting your intelligence but insulting you personally!! There now follows a very very serious disclaimer that you will ignore at your peril ... i really mean it! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED AND BELONG TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING GROUPS, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK: SCOTTISH, WELSH, NORTHERN IRISH, IRISH CATHOLICS, COCKNEYS, CHAVS, UPPER CLASS ENGLISH TWATS, RELIGIOUS CHRISTIANS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, HOMOSEXUALS, RESIDENTS OF WATFORD, THE ACTOR ROBERT CARLYLE, THE WORKING CLASSES, THE UNEMPLOYED PUB GOING DOLE SCROUNGERS, THE AUTHOR'S FRIEND DANIEL SKELTON, REPUBLICAN AMERICANS, SOUTHERN STATES AMERICANS, CHRISTIAN MIDWEST AMERICANS WITH TRADITIONAL VALUES, ANY AMERICAN, TRANSVESTITES, SUPPORTERS OF THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL SQUAD, IRANIANS, EX PRESIDENT OF IRAN MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, SYRIANS, BASHAR AL ASSAD, WAYNE ROONEY, BELGIUMS, AGATHA CHRISTIE, THE FRENCH, YAHOO MESSAGE BOARD COMMENTATORS, SOUTH AMERICAN CRIME CARTELS, PRIESTS AND REVERENDS, THE WRITER OF THIS BOOK, PALESTINIANS, ARABS IN GENERAL, OLD YIDDISH MEN, THE FICTIONAL OLLAWONGA TRIBE OF DARKEST AFRICA, THE WRITER AND READERS OF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, THE CHINESE AND TONY BLAIR. IF YOU BELONG TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING GROUPS WHO HAVE HAD A MORE THAN CAMEO MENTION/APPEARANCE IN THE NOVEL, PLEASE READ THE BOOK WITHOUT FEAR OF OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPING: ITALIANS. If you have got this far, then allow me to enlighten you about a secret so great that the general public has no idea about but every government in the world knows and they are involved in a consistent cover up to keep the horrors from you.. What are the Ethereals? Some say they are the personifications of iconic and stereotypical energies given life by our collective beliefs and imagination. Others say they started as humans and evolved for much the same reasons given above. Both viewpoints have a basis in truth. A decade ago one of the most fearsome of these beings 'The Englishman,' was banished from our plane of existence by a weeping Tony Blair who cut the throat of a small child in a necromantic energy ritual to do so. With such a price paid, the question has to be asked ... just how serious a threat has arisen from the Ethereal world that the British government's only option is to bring back the Englishman to save us!!!! Set in 2012 in the lead up to the US election ... welcome to the twisted world of Mad Dog and The Englishman. WARNING: The following piece of hack work contains levels of swearing, depraved activity and violent situations sufficient enough to have Jihadi John puking up his guts.

About the Author

WARNING: Jason Greenfield is a madman (not certified because i always fail exams!) and his work is quite out there and freaky, except when its not. Then its quite ordinary and possibly dull. He ... I ...The writer also tends to speak in the third person but forget all that. If you like pina colada and walks in the rai ... uh i mean If you like sci-fi/fantasy/comedy/sometimes serious/sometimes whacky stuff to read then you might ... MIGHT ... like his uh my work. Then again you might think its worthless garbage fit only to line your dogs basket with! But you won't know until you try: ) Lots and lots of writing. Finished books include: FOREVER TORN - factual fiction about my Grandfather's fascinating life. Think Cain and Abel or Blood Brothers except astonishingly true. Serious stuff THE UNSEEN MAN - I wanted to write the definitive superhero/powers novel and this has it all. Powers, time travel, organized crime and much more. See the rise of The Unseen Man from low level minion to World Conqueror and find out why this diabolical supervillain sacrificed everything to SAVE the world! MAD DOG AND THE ENGLISHMAN - The book all the critics are calling 'offensive to everyone' and 'the product of a deranged mind.' What are The Ethereals and what threat can be so great that The British government is willing to bring back THE ENGLISHMAN after Tony Blair was forced to cut the throat of a six year old in 2003 for blood magic to supernaturally banish him in the first place! THE DASHING BLADE - Can straight action historical swashbuckling adventure mix with Blackadder-like comedy set in a world of masked adventurers during the time of the French revolution? Hell, yeah! First of a series. VAMPIRE NATION - Silence Parmeter is a dhampire - halfblood daughter of a vampire father and a human mother. She's human plus with enhanced reflexes, strength and speed and ages slowly and she hunts renegade vampires in a world where good vampires live alongside humanity since the Accord of 1920 (in progress) and many more.

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