The Evil Klown Survival Guide: Preparing For A Terrorklowns In...

Don't let The Klowning become your downfall. This book is essential in surviving hordes of evil klowns invading your city. The Evil Klown Survival Guide will not only teach you about the history, knowledge and classifications regarding this new breed of carnivorous creature, it will also prepare you for the unimaginable - a world where TERRORKLOWNS become the dominant species.Utilizing techniques such as: ghosting, staging safe-zones, choosing the correct weapons for battle and many more, will help in your daily task to survive.This guide will help keep you and your loved ones safe ... when humanity falls.TOP TEN RULES OF SURVIVING A KLOWNED-OUT WORLD1. ALWAYS keep your blades sharp to cut a klown down the middle like butter.2. DO NOT decide to get up close and personal with your kill. It may be faking.3. NEVER touch decaying klowns. The Klowning virus may still be present.4. DO NOT use firearms against Alpha-Klowns. It only slows them down, it doesn't kill them.5. NEVER eat diseased klowns. The Klowning effect still remains in the corpses.6. ZOMBIE-KLOWNS are not Hollywood fantasy, shoot them in the chest - not the head.7. NEVER take The Quieting as a sign that the chaos is over. Stay hidden.8. DO NOT eat popcorn from TERRORKLOWNS. It's not food, it will kill you.9. DO NOT run through hanging streamers, they'll string you up for roamers to devour you.10. DO NOT engage in battle with their leader - LAUGHING DARK. You will not win.

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