The Zombie Shuffle

David and Vincent's kidnapping of a wealthy banker's lovely wife should have worked out as planned, except for one minor problem: The purloined powder they'd used to drug their victim has inexplicably, ever-so-slightly zombified her. It seems the rich hubby has wanted his wife dead from the start, and as such had been very slowly poisoning her, resulting in an unexpected reaction to the drug. Our hapless out-of-work kidnappers, meanwhile, find themselves suddenly wanting her very much alive, even if she is starting to slowly decay just a little. And, of course, there's also that little matter of her increasingly amorous taste for human flesh. Now, stuck with a jarful of zombie dust and a hopelessly undead hostage, things are about to get very, very messy indeed. Nobody said that surviving a recession would be easy.

About the Author

Jameson Tucker is a writer/artist who lives in the Midwest, which is where much of his sarcasm comes from. Aside from The Zombie Shuffle, he's also written the e-books Nick Slick, Private Dick: A Twisted Tale of Smokin' Hot Zombie Noir Gone Mad..., and (under the pseudonym Davina Deville) The Sex-Puppets of Pooperville, both of which are currently available for download. His next book project, meanwhile, is reportedly currently in the works. You can visit his website at www.jamesontucker.com, and also his Facebook Page at: www.facebook.com/twystedtales.

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