Christians, you have a new savior. Don't worry. This one's Jewish too. And his name is Ralph Pincus. Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn? All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas. Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.

About the Author

Marcus Lambert (1978-TBD) fancies himself to be a writer. Most find it best to humor him. Even people who like Mr. Lambert wouldn't be opposed to using male anatomy to describe him. You can visit him at shittyadjective.com. There are worse websites.

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Release Date 12/07/2013
Author Marcus Lambert
Language English
Company CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Weight 9.1 ounces
Dimensions 5.25 x 0.44 x 8 inches

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