Constantine Johnson: Pet Exorcist

(This is the NEW VERSION!) Constantine Johnson hears what animals are thinking. He also exorcises demons from them. He's also in high school- SO MUCH GOING ON! Constantine has hardly enough room in his life for an evil nemesis, but that's the thing with evil nemeses; THEY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE ROOM FOR.

About the Author

[Instrumental score for Xena here] Forged in the treacherous deserts of Omaha, Jeremy Johnson marauds the dunes with FireBelly Rep, pen in bandaged hand, to scribe the bedlam befalling his species. He would prefer his works be described as relentless dragons who vanquish injustice. But realistically, his projects are more similar to angry toucans vying for relevance. His scribblings have been rewarded and published in play, book, and article form throughout the land. Jeremy is wed, he has spawned, and looks forward to his next incarnation as a cinnamon roll that gets over-frosted and falls into a campfire. "The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight." -Joseph Campbell

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