The Sick F*ck Trilogy: Zero Fucks Given

A private investigator just trying to get by. If that means taking jobs cooking babies and murdering people, so be it. If he accidently ends up saving the world from some Eldritch deity, fine. Taking the second coming of Christ on a road trip? No problem.This collection includes the Alex Cole Novellas: Sick F*ck, Sloppy Seconds, and Born on Third.Alex Cole will tell you he’s the coolest cat on the block. He’ll tell you he can get any job done. Now, both of those things are true … sort of. Yes, he’s cool, to some. Some just want him for his body. That’s cool, right? Yeah, he’ll get the job done. Mostly. Look, just because not all the loose ends get tied up nicely, doesn’t mean that the job wasn’t done.And it was a lousy pay cheque anyway.The title says it all. The Sick F*ck series is a collection of extreme horror novellas, painted with the blackest of humour. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.SICK F*CKAlex Cole will do anything for money. Murder? Check. Assault? Check. Infanticide? Check. Sexual favours? Double-check.But after getting himself roped into something called Kuman Thong—including its roasted human foetuses—Cole is left fighting unfathomable phenomena beyond his comprehension, and rather unexpectedly trying save the world.Full of evisceration, morgues, interdimensional deities, and prostitution, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary … all sick f*ck. Cole Investigations is open for business.SLOPPY SECONDSAlex hates missing person’s cases. Unless they’re easy money. Anything is good if there’s easy money. Then there’s the delivery job. Get a box and hand deliver it to some rich jerk-off. Deal with another private investigator almost as skeezy as himself. And after all that there’s the Event. That’s sure to have a really, really, bad ending.Full of grotesque acts of violence, anal excavation, immortal beings, and strippers, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary … all sick f*ck. Cole Investigations is open—again—for business.BORN ON THIRDThe cornerstone of private investigation—insurance fraud. Doing it, obviously. And then there’s the taxi job. Run someone to the airport while being chased by who knows what? Mix that in with drugs, party boats, and the Virgin Mary, and you’ve got a pretty standard day for one Mr. Cole.Full of infanticide, evisceration, sadists, and snuff, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary … all sick f*ck. Cole Investigations is open—once more—for business.

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