Killing With Don: 50 Reasons To Make America Kill Again

CAN HE WIELD THE KNIFE!? In this insightful commentary, world-renowned psychologist and serial killer Dr. Jason Carson steps into the limelight to examine the public's obsession with the 45th ruler of the free world. Using direct quotes from the Orange One himself, Dr. Carson systematically dissects why our fearless leader may want to consider a night life outside the White House, taking out his frustrations on all of those who dare speak ill of him. Does Mr. (censored) have what it takes, or will Dr. Carson have to teach the readers a lesson about humility and respect? THIS IS YOUR BOOK! (While Dr. Carson would like to take credit for this work, it was actually the users on Twitter who made this happen. Every time he promoted his first book, Separating You: A Self-Help Book for the Lost, Lonely, and Psychotically Obsessed, people would constantly bring up (censored) and how it was a book written for (censored). It wasn't, of course; it was written for you, Dr. Carson's Babies. But it seemed perfectly clear to Dr. Carson that the world wanted yet another book about (censored), and so he has given you exactly what you wanted, and then some. He sincerely hopes you enjoy it. After all, you asked for it.)

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