Meth Murder & Amazon (A Hilarious Crime Thriller)

It starts with a presumed dead body under the bed during an open house. This discovery ignites a chain reaction of assassins, meth labs, and laugh-out-loud madness.Welcome to Meth Murder & Amazon: A Hilarious Crime Thriller That Redefines Chaos.Derald Grake's pursuit of the American Dream takes a hilariously dark turn when he puts his family home on the market. But what starts as a simple real estate transaction quickly turns into a nightmare when a body is discovered under the bed. Is it a prank, or something more sinister? As Derald and his family are drawn into a web of wild accusations, bizarre mishaps, and laugh-out-loud absurdity, they find themselves at the center of an outrageous conspiracy that threatens to unravel their lives. In this twisted world, nothing is as it seems, and no one can be trusted. As the chaos escalates, Derald must race against time to clear his family’s name and survive the madness before it’s too late. With unpredictable twists and outrageous characters at every turn, Meth Murder & Amazon will have readers on the edge of their seats. But don’t be fooled—amid the suspense and mystery lies a dark and hilarious humor that will have readers laughing out loud.Why Readers Are Addicted to Meth Murder & AmazonLaugh-Out-Loud Suspense: A crime thriller that blends gripping twists with laugh-out-loud humor.Unpredictable Mystery: Truth and fantasy blur in this unforgettable journey.Outrageous Characters: From quirky killers to eccentric real estate agents, every character adds to the chaos.Twists at Every Turn: Just when you think you’ve figured it out, the story flips the script.What Critics Are Saying"Someone somewhere out there in the ether… has an epic sense of humor. How a family gets into all the shenanigans can only be described as “a series of unfortunate events.” Yeah, this book would make Lemony Snicket proud." - Scribble's Worth Reviews“A genre-breaking rollercoaster of humor and suspense!” – Literary Titan“Part satire, part dark comedy...a wild rollercoaster of a ride from start to finish” - Readers' Favorite"Wholly original and darkly humorous...guaranteed to make you laugh out loud" - BookViral ReviewsPerfect for Fans Of:Dark humor, unconventional crime fiction, and thrillers that break the rules.Award-winning author G. S. Gerry delivers a satirical masterpiece that challenges the conventions of the crime thriller genre. If you’re ready for twists, laughter, and chaos like you’ve never seen before, click BUY NOW to join the millions discovering Meth Murder & Amazon!

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"The comical way Meth, Murder and Amazon was written is so unique and thrilling yet very much relatable...There is absolutely no way one can read this book without literally laughing their heads off. Aside its entertaining value, Meth, Murder & Amazon offers vital life lessons

From the Inside Flap

DISCLAIMER All the meth'ed up events, misery, miscalculations, accusations, and characters included in these misadventures are completely factual and based in reality. The names, businesses, places, and locations listed in this book have been changed for witness protection purposes and are the byproduct of the author's imagination. Releasing the true identities and locations could prove catastrophic, leading to irreparable damage; worst of all...death.

From the Back Cover

Quit Meth'in Around! From the maker of meth to the bringer of death,Mr. Grake cooks up the formula for ultimate success.It might leave you strangled, gasping for breath.It may feel like falling, a nightmare of unrest. Gripping and grasping at the fabric of space.Frantically clutching, flaining, in the greatest of haste.Unsuccessfully hoping for something to brace. The sudden impact, the impending doom,Mr. Grake...WHAT DID YOU DO?! It starts with an attempt at selling The Grake's home,It turns into betrayal from the snobbiest gnome. An interview from a Barron won't end their plight,The Stoopidity has no end in sight. The misadventrues and tragic tales,Morph together as the 'methacoaster' goes off the rails... Into the abyss?Don't be remiss,Meth Murder & Amazon...you don't want to miss.

About the Author

G. S. Gerry is a dedicated family man,  Navy veteran, and writer from humble beginnings in St. Petersburg, FL.  Married for 17 years, at the sound age of 18, and father to 4 kids (16/14/11/8).  Just your average, everyday Joe Schmuckatelli with some wild stories to tell. As is the G. S. Gerry tradition, everything in his life seems to happen in the most non-traditional ways.He experienced 16 & pregnant before it became popular. Overcoming obstacle after calamity after hilarious situation in his short time on the earth.   There's an old saying "plant a tree, have a child, and write a book." G. S. Gerry's debut novel Meth Murder & Amazon checks one off the list, with an unforgettable comedic journey of a lifetime.  But, he is taking recommendations on trees to plant.

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