The Handbook for Surviving a Giant Monster Attack

Are you unsure how to deal with a rampaging, mutated, fifty-foot tall monster destroying your city and terrorizing your friends and family? Can’t tell which vehicle is best for getting away from a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Curious about the side effects of different monster-destroying weaponry? Then you picked up the right book. The Handbook for Surviving a Giant Monster Attack has all these answers and more. It is the perfect companion to have as you run through the streets in a desperate attempt to escape some large behemoth who enjoys destroying cities. Within this book is content for any conceivable emergency: •Time-tested and well-thought-out plans for fleeing from a monster’s initial carnage •Instructions for how to mount a proper counterattack •Descriptions of almost every conceivable type of monster which may appear •How to find and raise your own giant monsters •Giant monsters documented in the world today This book will help guide you through these situations and more. If you find yourself in a GME (Giant Monster Event), this book will be more than handy: It will be your key to surviving another day in a world filled with creatures which can crush you beneath their feet.

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