Beholder Baseball and Other Bad Ideas

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction intended for a mature audience, all characters are over 18. In this sequel to Succubus Quest Megan the mage leaves her friend Edmund in charge of the kingdom while she and her beloved succubus Kendra take a short vacation together. Edmund lets his friend Phil, an ogre mercenary, talk him into organizing a game which goes very badly, and then the kingdom in invaded by a beautiful dark elf sorceress named Lorelei and her companions, which include two scientists, a museum curator and her pet Ankylosaurus. After a fierce battle the two sides join forces to steal a magical artifact from a dryad, with many other bad ideas along the way. excerpt: “Edmund was in charge” Phil said. “I’ll deal with him in a moment. How do you think she would feel?” “She’d be upset.” “That’s right. And if she is upset, if she sheds a single tear because of your idiocy I will have a bucket of your blood.” “Collectively or each?” Stoppard asked then covered his own mouth with his hand. “Each” she said with a glimmering smile over her shoulder at him. He might have fainted himself if Percival hadn’t provided a steadying hand. “Yeah, I definitely like her” Lorelei said again. “Do we understand each other…Phil?” “Sure” Phil grumbled. “Good” Kendra said with a sweet smile and patted his bleeding cheek lightly. She turned to Edmund. “Now you were in charge…” “She said…” “Shhhh baby” Kendra said raising her finger to her lips. “First tell me who’s this lovely lady with a sword to your throat?” “Oh, we’re being invaded” he said casually. This novel and "Succubus Quest" are collected together in "Succubus Journey"

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