Haunted House

BEYOND AFRAID...It was an experiment in fear.Eight people, each chosen because they lived through a terrifying experience. Survivors. They don't scare easily. They know how to fight back.BEYOND TRAPPED...Each is paid a million dollars to spend one night in a house. The old Butler House, where those grisly murders occurred so many years ago. A house that is supposedly haunted.BEYOND ENDURANCE...They can take whatever they want with them. Religious items. Survival gear. Weapons. All they need to do is last the night.But there is something evil in this house. Something very evil, and very real. And when the dying starts, it comes with horrifying violence and brutal finality.There are much scarier things than ghosts.Things that will kill you slowly and delight in your screams.Things that won't let you get out alive.HAUNTED HOUSE by J.A. KonrathPeople are dying to leave.Konrath, author of AFRAID, TRAPPED, and ENDURANCE, brings back some favorite characters from those earlier novels and puts them through his own unique brand of hell. One that hurts real bad. One that will scare you to death.Are you brave enough?If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, the Konrath scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.HAUNTED HOUSE by JA KonrathScary - 8Violent - 8Funny - 3Sexy - 2Crossover - Characters from HAUNTED HOUSE appear in THE LIST, WEBCAM, AFRAID, TRAPPED, ENDURANCE, ORIGIN, SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT, and HOLES IN THE GROUND

From the Inside Flap

Q & A with Joe KonrathQ: Did you always want to be a writer?Joe: No. I wanted to be a model for husky pants. But then, when I was barely a teen, they stopped making husky sizes.Damn those clothing designers for shattering my dreams.Q: When did you decide to become a writer?Joe: I mean, I'm not offended by the term "husky." Now they're called "relaxed fit" jeans. It's the same thing, but there's nothing sexy about being a "relaxed fit jeans" model. Husky sounds like you're owning those extra pounds, making them work for you. Relaxed fit sounds like you eat too much and are just plain lazy.What was your question again? Ideas? I hunt through James Patterson's garbage, and steal what he tossed. When Patterson throws out ten pages, that's like fifty chapters.Ha ha ha! Get it? Because his chapters are so short! I swear, the last Patterson book I read had more chapters than page numbers.Actually, I just watch old Outer Limits episodes and appropriate the plots, like Alan Moore did with Watchmen.Q: Who do you like to read?Blake Crouch, Ann Voss Peterson, Jeff Strand, Henry Perez, F. Paul Wilson, Tom Schreck. Pretty much anyone I collaborate with. Because here's a dirty little secret: when you co-write a book with someone, you kind of have to read the stuff they wrote.My absolute favorite author is Dr. Seuss. In fact, I tried my hand at writing a few Dr. Seuss-style children's books. Here are the titles:HOW THE GRINCH STOLE MY WIFEHORTON HATCHES A TERRORIST PLOTON BEYOND DONKEY PUNCHMARVIN K MOONEY WILL YOU PLEASE DROP DEADTHE CAT IN THE HAT GETS NEUTEREDGREEN EGGS AND E COLITHIDWICK THE BIG HEARTED COKE DEALERMR. BROWN CAN MOO, AND THEY PUT HIM AWAYTHERE'S A WOCKET IN MY POCKET, AND I BLAME CIALISBOOMER THE TUMORUnfortunately, I haven't been able to sell any of these. I think it may be some sort of rights-issue thing.Q: What's a work day in the life of Joe Konrath like?Joe: I wake up early and make some eggs.Then the smoke alarm goes off, because the eggs are burning because I fell asleep again.Then I spend ten minutes explaining to the firemen that show up how I'll be more careful next time.I go back to bed, and the next thing I know, it's around noon. Time for lunch. I want to make an egg sandwich, but I'm out of eggs. And bread. And pretty much everything except some sort of fruit that's been in the refrigerator forever and might be a lime. Or not. It may not even be fruit. So I put it back and think about cooking some pasta but that seems like a lot of work for just lunch, so I go take a nap.Around three I get up, ready to start my work day, but first I need to eat something. Do pizza places deliver at three? I make a few calls. Nope, no one delivers before five.I check the fridge. The lime thing is still there, but it looks like it moved from where I saw it last. How odd. Did it move by itself? I'm really hungry, so I decide to give it a try.It's not a lime, because limes don't have bones.When I finish eating, I sit down at my computer and write my daily quota, thirty pages.Q: What's next for Joe Konrath?Joe:This Spring, Carson's will be releasing my signature scent, called Nocturnal Emission. Available in parfum, eau du toilet, cologne, and roll on. I like the roll on. It tickles my armpits. My goal is to make enough money to buy Nebraska. Then I'll rename it Joebraska, and invite all of my friends to visit. We're going to have a big party in the state capital, Joemaha. You can come, if you want.Q: Do you want to talk at all about your books?Joe: Nope. Not really.

From the Back Cover

COMPLETE J.A. KONRATH CHECKLIST AND READING ORDERIf you want something to do for the next two years and insist on reading every JA Konrath novel in the order the author recommends, here is the order:-WHISKEY SOUR-BLOODY MARY-THE LIST-RUSTY NAIL-AFRAID-DEAD ON MY FEET-DIRTY MARTINI-FLEE-ORIGIN-JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 1-TRAPPED-FUZZY NAVEL-CHERRY BOMB-SPREE-DRACULAS-DYING BREATH-JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 2-HOLES IN THE GROUND-SERIAL KILLERS UNCUT-ENDURANCE-THREE-SHAKEN-STIRRED-EVERYBODY DIES-HAUNTED HOUSE-LADY 52-TIMECASTER-JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 3-RUM RUNNER-WEBCAM-GRANDMA?-TIMECASTER SUPERSYMMETRY-LAST CALL-HIT/EXPOSED/NAUGHTY-DISTURB-WHAT HAPPENED TO LORI-WHITE RUSSIAN-JACK DANIELS STORIES VOL. 4-SHOT GIRL-65 PROOF-STOP A MURDER - COMPLETE CASES-CHASER-THE NINE-CLOSE YOUR EYES-SECOND COMING-TIMECASTER STEAMPUNK

About the Author

Joe Konrath has sold millions of books worldwide. His writing is sometimes funny, sometimes scary, sometimes both, and always thrilling. If you like fiction, you'll like Konrath. He promises.

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