They Suck

Horror/comedy. The novelization of the screenplay by the same name and Book 2 in the "Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham". Are you looking for a hilariously gory and inappropriately explicit tale involving a man and the obsessively tidy woman he loves, his army of beloved (and talking) animal friends, a sexually timid and immature comic book shop owner, his zombie-crazed psychiatrist and a grotesque strain of mutated vampires wantonly attacking the unsuspecting citizens of Toronto? How oddly specific of you—but you’re in luck! Join Robert Spavor as he wages war against these silly vampires to save the body and soul of the woman he loves in one of the goriest, most blood-stained, vulgar and ridiculous epic battles ever!

About the Author

Regan W. H. Macaulay is an award-winning author of novels, shortstories, children's literature, and scripts. Writing is her passion, but she's also a producer and director of theatre, film, and television.She is an animal enthusiast as well, which led her to become a CertifiedCanine and Feline Massage Therapist. Other picture storybooks include Beverlee Beaz the Brown Burmese, Sloth the Lazy Dragon, Tamara Turtle's Life So Far, Mixter Twizzle's Breakfast, Merry Myrrh the Christmas Bat, Dog Band, and Libby the Lobivia Jajoiana. She is also the author of The Trilogy of Horrifically Half-baked Ham, which includes Space Zombies! (based on her film, Space Zombies: 13 Months of Brain-Spinning Mayhem! available on iTunes and DVD), They Suck, and Horror at Terror Creek.

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