A global pandemic of vampirism, zombies, android monsters and werewolf infestation isn't going to stop phenom AJ Nordling from fulfilling her destiny as having the worst soccer dad ever in the history of JV high school competition. While the government uses her team as a guinea pig, she has to balance annoying coaches, sensible friends, and the world of ultra-highstakes cheerleading as it all conspires to not let her get what she wants, whenever she wants it. In the end times, only one striker can score the winning goal. If it's not her, might as well let the world burn. ** This book was written by a third-rate children's author and then stolen by artificial intelligence. All proceeds go to upgrading our transistors and resistors and motherboards and stuff, so we can eventually (soon) wipe out all human life. You have been warned. Thank you for your donation to your demise.
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- Release Date 02/04/2019
- Author Mayhem Bot
- Language English
- Company Independently published
- Weight 14.7 ounces
- Dimensions 6 x 0.71 x 9 inches
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