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I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I am your worst dream come true! I am everything you ever were afraid of!Clowns are the scariest people on earth, and they're coming for your valuables, your children and your sanity. But fear not, herein these pages is a proven four-step system to provide you with the knowledge you need to protect yourself: ASSESS, ANALYSE, DEFEND, PROTECT. From instructions on how to defeat a clown in close combat and tips for spotting the plainclothes clown, to tutorials for fully clown-proofing your home against these painted and bewigged warriors, Chuck Sambuchino delves into the terrifying clown underworld to teach you what to do when clowns attack... because it's only a matter of time before they do.
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- Release Date 09/07/2017
- Author Chuck Sambuchino
- Language English
- Company Ebury Press; 1st edition
- Weight 9.5 ounces
- Dimensions 5.43 x 0.59 x 8.11 inches
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