Heather

'If all this book had going for it were perversion, there would be no reason to recommend it. What's most astonishing about Heather is how powerfully tender it becomes, how its mania dissolves into love and its cruelty folds into humanity. This book is quite frankly, among one of the greatest novels I’ve ever read." - Cody Sexton, book reviewer aka athinsliceofanxiety.com ★★★★★14 Reasons Why You Should Get WithHeather LoralieH. You’ve never known anyone who makes you feel the way she doesE. She's drop dead gorgeous, and you met her inside a bookstoreA. The clothes she wears are all inadvertent cosplay outfitsT. She can keep secrets (?)H. She won’t hit the wall for decadesE. She’s never mentioned anything about being a feministR. She looks at you the same way you do herL. You’ve never heard her talk about her dietary preferencesO. When you’re with her the world is more vibrant, more... colourfulR. She somehow makes dungarees look goodA. She’s the only girl you’ve ever truly wanted to protectL. Since you have no children, with her, you get to play DaddyI. She’ll remain fertile for decadesE. She hasn’t ploughed her way through more pipe than Andy Dufresne1 Reason You Should NOT Get WithHeather LoralieSHE'SFOURTEEN14. Making you, 21 years her senior.You’re 35, Michael. 35.Heather is 14.Heather Loralie is fourteen years old

Reviews

News