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Meet Buddy Star! A nowhereman from nowhereville who has a simple dream: to become the biggest SUPERHYPERMEGASTAR Hollywood has ever seen! Welcome to a world where infinite fame, sexxxxxxx, money, and betrayal is truly a game of white knuckle absurdity! BOOM! Grenade sex! WHAM! Movie theater masturbation! POW! Insane gym workouts! BANG! Ninja thongs! ZAP! Candy! SPLAT! Toys! ZING! You name it! YES! And you’ll get it here! ZOWIE! Through a series of shocking encounters with a power hungry movie studio head, a really blonde German supermodel secretary, an immortal actress, dinosaurs, Keanu Reeves, Jack the Ripper, pornstars, aliens, cute fluffy puppies, MLK, Ghandi, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and MORE; Buddy comes to realize that the Hollywood dream was never really a dream to begin with…but a WILD HORRIFIC COLORFUL HIGH FLYING SEXUAL NIGHTMARE EXTRAVAGANZABANANAFUNTIME OF A RIDE IN THIS ABSTRACT ABSURD GONZO HORROR SHOCKROTICA FICTION STORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! ENJOYAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Tehehehehehehehexoxoxoxoxoxoxoxokisses4ALL!!!!!

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