Santa Gets a Guillotine: Three Very Dark Christmas Yarns

Santa's all set to come down the chimney...but he's about to get a BIG surprise!If you love horror and you're take on Christmas is a bit on the, um, sardonic side, you'll LOVE the three stories in this uniquely horrifying holiday collection. It's full of the dark imaginings, twists and turns and innovative plots that have characterized the fiction of Audrey Swindon, an Amazon #1 Bestselling author. Without further ado, then, here's the holiday lineup: 1. Santa Gets a Guillotine. When Dean Pearson gets tabbed to play Santa for his law firm's holiday Christmas party, he knows he has to do it to please his clueless boss, who just happens to be the founder of the firm. Dean's not particularly fond of the bit part he's been assigned in the holiday spectacle, but he doesn't know that the former fiance of one of his romantic conquests is out for vengeance and about to cast him in a VERY unique role that happens to have a VERY sharp ending. 2. A Very Merry Covid Christmas. Ted Wilkins takes a rather grim view of Christmas, and his holiday takes a bad turn when his sister-in-law Lori gets sick on the way to a family get-together. But Ted has a dark plan to use the pandemic to eliminate both Lori and his mother in law, Shelly, from the holiday picture! 3. A Hallmark Hunk for the Holidays. When Shannon Bailey lands a two-movie contract to star with an up-and-coming male actor in a pair of schlocky Christmas movies, she's sure she can revive her career, which is basically in the toilet after her wild partying as a young actress. A fabulous romance with her hot, hunky counterpart inevitably follows, but things turn decidedly dark when Shannon learns he had some very grim predilections. To find out what happens in these twisted Christmas yarns, download "Santa Gets a Guillotine" and get on board with the holiday horror NOW!

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