POOKIE & THEM

When the zombie apocalypse gets FREAKY DEAKY...Everybody in the neighborhood knows Pookie &Them. Need the newest X Box™ for your stellar student but the paycheck ain’t even gon’ be right for Christmas? Get at Pookie &Them. The Cash Money Tour is coming to town and it’s been sold out? Get at Pookie & Them. Discounted cable? -- Pookie. Need someone to wait in line for the Jordan™ release at Footlocker? -- & Them. Tires for your ride? ---Pookie. Weed connect? -- you know what it is. Finally, Pookie & Them catch a break from the small-time hustle: the start-up capital for a premier strip club in Miami. The biggest names in the entertainment industry flock to Moon Boots -- partly for the upscale atmosphere, but mostly for the ladies, whose prodigious derrieres are inflated with the proprietary concoction, PumpBubble™. Flush with cash, Moon Boots establishes a healthcare and retirement plan for all its employees. Marked by an enviable real estate portfolio, Pookie & Them are fully on the come up – that is until bodies start walking out of the morgue.The transmission of a curious virus is gathering steam, turning humans into mindless flesh eating creatures. The only ones who seem to be mysteriously unaffected are PumpBubble™ users. Who would've guessed that the zombie apocalypse might be Pookie & Them’s biggest hustle yet…?

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