Melanie Nemesis Catchpole

Reality has henceforth been abolished – The Fixer.In Springfield, Massachusetts, Melanie Catchpole is hired to fetch back a magic teddy bear worth millions of dollars from a warehouse across town. Problem is, the warehouse is down in Springfield’s O-Zone—that totally weird sector of the city where Bizarro fell to Earth. The ‘O’ is a fairytale land, a place where dreams and nightmares literally live and breathe.Worse still, the gingers—mutant cannibals—prowl the O. The gingers have already eaten everyone else Melanie’s employers sent to get back the magic teddy bear.Accompanied by the handsome but ruthless Doug Fisher (who she finds sexy but doesn’t dare entrust her heart to), Melanie enters the O-Zone. Melanie and Doug are instantly caught up in an adventure they’d never have believed credible even if written as fiction . . . and Melanie’s used to experiencing the very weird as the norm. And now, additionally, there’s a mystery to unravel: What does the dark, freezing-cold being called The Fixer want with Mary, the barkeep’s daughter?

About the Author

Wol-vriey is Nigerian and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey is the author of Bizarro 101, Boston Posh, Melanie Nemesis Catchpole, Vagina Mundi, Vegan Zombie Apocalypse, and Vegan Vampire Vaginas published by Burning Bulb Publishing His stories: The Bizarro Story of I, Alice's Adventures in Steamland: The Clockwork Goddess, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Meat Suitcase and Guiltessa Dolores are published by other imprints. His short story Forever Ago Sunshine appears in The Big Book of Bizarro and his novella Big Trouble In Little Ass appears as a standalone eBook as well as in print as part of the Westward Hoes anthology, also by Burning Bulb Publishing.

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