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How To Be a Professional Mourner

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMETHING DEAD WAS ATTACHED TO YOU?Something evil is following Sam Wagner. A malicious spirit that whispers terrible things to him, ordering him to commit heinous and violent acts against the innocent. Sam makes his living as a professional mourner, hired by strangers to attend funerals. After being drawn to a tombstone at his latest job, he finds his life and psyche turnedupside-down by a paranormal, unearthly presence.Horrifying murders are occurring during his stay in the lakeside town of Croglin Low. Is Sam responsible for these gruesome crimes? What is the true identity of the unholy thing that haunts him? Can he stop this sinister being before it’s too late?With the help of his sister Micki and forest ranger Lucy Tizard, Sam is determined to send the malevolent soul back to Hell.AUTHOR’S NOTE/CONTENT WARNING:While this fictional story does contain moments of humor and lightness, it has several dark themes and scenes, including extreme violence, gore, death, curse words, depictions of self-harm and suicide, a brief scene of SA, and discussions about mental health, trauma, and PTSD. Nothing bad happens to the dog, though. She is a good girl and survives unscathed.

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