Skip to content
How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living poster

How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living

In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation ("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of the zombie world, and detailed illustrations that show the undead doing everything from pumping iron to dancing the night away. Deeply informative, this handbook also includes an all-purpose BRAINS button that can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise.

About the Author

Steve Mockus is a San Francisco-based writer who enjoys reading, hiking, and socializing with zombies.

Find it on

Amazon

Reviews

No videos available yet.

News

No news articles linked to this title yet.

Bottom star pattern decoration

How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living Ratings

Overall

Overall rating of the media

0.0 0 ratings

Atmosphere

How immersive and tense is the atmosphere

0.0 0 ratings

Gore

Level and quality of gore/violence

0.0 0 ratings

Story

Quality of the storyline and plot

0.0 0 ratings

Writing

Quality of the written content

0.0 0 ratings

Character Development

Depth and growth of characters

0.0 0 ratings

Pacing

Flow and timing of the narrative

0.0 0 ratings