ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss "A Cup of Time".

In "A Cup of Time", Lady Die (Hillary Shepard) is the hottest punk music act in the country. But little do her legions of fans know that she's been using a cursed teacup to drain the lifeforce out of homeless teenagers so that she can stay young and beautiful forever.

You can expect:

• Horny Rats!
• Punk Rock Nursery Rhymes!
• Strangling Vines!
• Dead Fat Eddie!
• Park Bench Munch Outs!
• Emergency Wigs!
• Tuna Casserole!
• Murphy Bed Death Traps!
• Words of Wisdom & Ridicule from your hosts Patrick, Maya & Trae

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Another ScreamQueenz Classic episode has escaped from the Crypt, and oh, boy! This one is a doozy.

Debuting as part of Episode 114 on August 8, 2014. THE SCORNED (2005) is notorious for three reasons-

1. We're discussing perhaps the worst film ever covered on ScreamQueenz in our entire sixteen-year history.
2. It's regarded as one of our most hilarious episodes.
3. Most importantly, it was the first appearance of our most popular guest host couple, ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN POLK.

THE SCORNED (2005) was the first-ever horror movie to be entirely cast with reality tv stars from BIg Brother, The Real World, Survivor, etc. It was created for the KILL REALITY show on E! which documented the making of the movie kind of like PROJECT GREENLIGHT but for skanks.

In THE SCORNED, a group of twentysomethings move into a Malibu beach house. but their lusty antics incur the wrath of an "avenging angel" intent of ridding the world of cuckolds and cheaters.

You can expect-

• Hot Tubs From Hell
• Topless Racist Peanut Butter Cup Eating
• Stolen Nachos
• Lascivious Lava Lamps
• Johnny Fairplay's Copious Skidmarks
• Dicks in Jars

One HELL of a hilarious listening experience!

Directed by Robert Kublios, written by Rob Cesternino and starring Jenna Lewis, Steven Hill, Trish Schneider, Reichen Lehmkuhl, Trishelle Cannatella, Ethan Zahn and Bob Guiney

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Welcome aboard Polyester Airlines for another trip back in time to the decade when Avocado Green reigned supreme and THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER starring Shelley Winters, Jonathan Frid and Abe Vigoda was the ABC Movie of the Week.

Your captain, Patrick Walsh, is waiting to whisk you away to the night of January 9, 1973 for this terrifying tale of Satanic Panic, Sinister Lesbians and Weddings Gone Wrong.

Your copilots on this ill-advised voyage into caftans and cults are KASEY LOMAN from Evil Goods Design and notorious Canadian TARA GARNER.

THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER is currently available to stream on OK RU.

Kasey's new "Poole Sisters" addition to her FEMMES OF FRIGHT Collection is available to view and purchase on the ScreamQueenz Official Teepublic Store

View her entire collection at Evil Goods Teepublic.

The Devil's Daughter was directed by Jeannot Szwarc, written by Colin Higgins and stars Shelley Winters, Belinda Montgomery, Robert Foxworth, Joseph Cotton, Lucille Benson and Thelma Carpenter

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Welcome to the premiere episode of Damn You, Uncle Lewis where we dive deep into the world of the campy '80s Canadian television show that made antique shopping terrifying: FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES!

Step into the creepy basement of My Very Curious Curio show for the monthly meeting of the "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" as we explore the pilot episode of Friday the 13th: The Series, "The Inheritance" starring future Academy Award winner SARAH POLLEY and her killer antique dolly, Vida. (Currently available on YouTube)

In "The Inheritance", estranged cousins Ryan & Micky inherit an antique store from their late Uncle Lewis. When they discover Lewis was in league with the devil and selling cursed antiques to unsuspecting clients, they make a pact to stop the evil from spreading by getting everything he sold back.

First up, a porcelain doll owned by a little girl whose family members keep turning up dead.

You can expect:

1. Giant hair
2. Crazy fashions
3. Ghost radios
4. Drag queen eyebrows
5. Geographically untraceable accents.
6. Snarky commentary from your hosts, Patrick, Trae and Maya.

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Join Maya, Trae, and Patrick in the basement of The Very Curious Curio Shop for another meeting of The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" and another uproarious romp through Friday the 13th: The Series.

In THE POISON PEN, Micki and Ryan must go deep undercover at a cloistered monastery to find out who has been using one of Uncle Lewis' diabolical doodads to deal out dastardly death to their fellow brothers with a simple stroke of a pen.

You can expect-

1. Bound Boobs!
2. Gushing Gloryholes!
3. Flagellating Friars!
4. Queer-Coded Villainry!
5. Top-Notch Snarky Commentary!

Play along at home and watch "The Poison Pen" on Youtube.

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The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES as we discuss "Cupid's Quiver".

Love is in the air, and so is murder, because a disturbed college student has gotten his hands on a cursed Cupid statue with the power to make women love him...to death.

You can expect-

1. Forty-year-old college students!
2. Unsexy sex scenes!
3. Lasers!
4. Bee Bombs!
5. Wild Wiggery!
6. Updates From Hawaii!!
7. Snarky Yet Wise Commentary From Maya, Trae and Patrick!

CUPID's QUIVER is currently available on YouTube.

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This episode originally aired on March 16, 2013.

WITHOUT WARNING is currently available to stream on TUBI.

Lock the door and bolt the windows, because Classic Episode 48 has just broken out of the ScreamQueenz Crypt!

This time, my special guest KELLEY KOMBRINCK from NIGHT OF THE LIVING PODCAST joins me to discuss Greydon Clark's 1980 sci-fi schlockfest WITHOUT WARNING.

A fun day at the lake turns into a living nightmare for a group of teens who must team up with a pair of grizzled old coots to battle an alien predator with a most unique weapon who has been hunting humans for sport.

Despite its low budget, WITHOUT WARNING is famous for featuring two future Oscar-winners (Jack Palance & Martin Landau), a future Golden Globe winner (David Caruso) and unforgettably icky creature design by Ve Neill (Syfy's FACE OFF).

Buy Kelley Kombrinck's collection of short stories THESE LONELY PLACES at VELOX BOOKS

WITHOUT WARNING was directed by Greydon Clarke, written by Lyn Freedman, Daniel Grodnik and Bennett Tramer. It stars Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Tara Nutter, Christopher S. Nelson, David Caruso and Cameron Mitchell.

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Climb aboard Polyester Airlines for a flight back in time to January 14, 1975: the night SATAN'S TRIANGLE starring Doug McClure, Kim Novak and Alejandro Rae premiered as the ABC Movie of the Week.

A Coast Guard rescue squad finds a lone woman stranded aboard a schooner with a slew of mysteriously dead corpses and find themselves trapped in a battle for their very souls against the Devil himself.

You can expect:

1. High Seas Hijinks!
2. Murderous Marlins!
3. Levitating Corpses!
4. Vanishing Seamen!
5. The Devil!
6. The Deep Blue Sea!

Your copilot for the perilous voyage into Satanic Panic is TOPPIE SMELLIE from THE SMELLCAST.

SATAN'S TRIANGLE is available to watch on YouTube and Amazon Prime.

Satan's Triangle was directed by Sutton Roley, written by William Reed Woodfield and stars KIM NOVAK, DOUG MCCLURE, ALEJANDRO REY, ED LAUTER, JIM DAVIS and MICHAEL CONRAD.

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If you don't want the movie spoiled, watch THE KILLING HOUR on Tubi before listening!

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This episode was originally published on Patreon on November 3, 2025.

On this fourth Friday the 13th the Series Spectacular episode, we're focusing on ARMAND MASTRIOANNI who directed "Better Off Dead" and "Mesmer's Bauble" as well as eight episodes of the show we've yet to cover.

While he's most famous for discovering Tom Hanks in the 1980 wedding night slasher HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, we've chosen a film for which he's infamous - the 1982 Video Nasty THE KILLING HOUR aka THE CLAIRVOYANT.

While a serial killer known as "The Handcuff Killer" is terrorizing New York City, an art student discovers she's been psychically drawing the images of the murders as they occur.

Will her visions stop the killer in his tracks? Or will they get her killed?

Your hosts Patrick, Maya and Trae will be on hand to dispense insight and snark as they take shine a spotlight on Amand Mastrioanni and THE KILLING HOUR.

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THE KILLING HOUR aka THE CLAIRVOYANT was directed by Armand Mastrioanni, written by Armand Mastrioanni, Antone Pagan and B. Jonathan Ringkamp and stars Perry King, Norman Parker and Elizabeth Kemp.

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Travel back in time to January 21, 2015 as I release another vintage episode from the ScreamQueenz Vaults.

This time I'm unearthing a classic holiday-themed segment from Episode 129 on the 1987 British weirdfest BLOODY NEW YEAR.

A day of sailing turns into a never-ending nightmare for a group of shipwrecked teens who find themself trapped at a haunted island hotel that seems to be stuck in time at midnight on New Year's Eve, 1959.

The video box promised "The Shining Meets Evil Dead".

They lied.

I was a lot meaner in 2015 than I am now, so this episode is gonna get ugly.

My special guest is infamous filmmaker/podcaster BRYAN WOLFORD. Be sure to check him out on the MIDNIGHT DRIVE IN.

BLOODY NEW YEAR is currently streaming for free on YouTube.

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