FOREVER MIDNIGHT - Horror Movie Podcast.

In this week's episode, the FM crew embark on their annual Forever Midnight camping trip! After hiking to the marsh and roasting some mallows, your homies find themselves being chased through the woods by a couple of feral knucklehead brothers and their wiley, neckbraced Mom.  Realizing that their only path to survival is to fight back, the FM3 gather what weapons they can find and proceed to make mincemeat out of these shitbillies. While the crew take a sec to catch their breath, unbeknownst to them a butthole-eared SheSquatch is waiting in the bushes, getting ready to jump their bones. Happy "Mother's Day" (1980), I guess!

After many years, the Forever Midnight crew finally sat down and watched Ghoulies (1984) together, and life may never be the same. In this episode they discuss this wild-ass, rubber-filled film, its many faults, and its many charms. They ponder the choices made by the Band Clan and scratch their heads as to why the movie is even called 'Ghoulies.' After much talk about the dark-ass magic it took to make this film and the mark-ass magic IN the film - the FM3 overall feel like they enjoyed their time with this janky picture and will probably jump aboard another rubber muppet-filled boat again very soon. 

In this berserk episode of Forever Midnight, your homies try and take a nice, leisurely trip up to Big Bear for some rest and relaxation, but before they can say "GROTESQUE", a clown-car full of maniac punks almost runs them off the road. These Hot Topic Terrorists end up haranguing the FM3 for the rest of the weekend and the crew end up in a blizzard being chased by the wild-ass punks, who themselves are being chased by a lumpy-faced mutant. Luckily, two dipshit police bring the whole town to help, and even though they kill the good monsters and let the bad monsters go, WTF right? At least the Forever Midnight made it out safe with their neck collection intact. Oh, and there is a Frankenstein, too!

In this week's episode, the Forever Midnight crew find themselves face to face with two dozen oatmeal-faced and jelly-filled ghouls in the 1979 Italian classic, "Zombie." Besides being dumbfounded by the many sound quality and overdubbing issues, the FM3 found themselves super-impressed with how "The Italian Stallion" (Lucio Fulci) made the most full-on, batshit nuts zombie battle in horror film history!

In this week's episode, the Forever Midnight crew find themselves back at the infamous Bates Motel, where Norman, the proprietor, is dangling by a thread, trying to navigate thru life as a famous reformed murderer in this 3rd installment of the Psycho franchise. Between hiring and firing new employees, falling for short-haired, blond women, hosting wild-ass homecoming parties and occasionally dressing up as Mother, he has little time to really focus on running a proper business. The FM3 - fed up with blood-soaked ice cubes in the motel cooler and being oogled thru the pepperoni peephole in room #1 - decide that it's time to head off into the desert again, hitching a ride to LA to become famous podcasters. But before they can get out of town… they vanish. And wouldn't you know it, old Norman is heading out to the swamp to make another deposit. 

Ciao, amici! In this week's episode, the gang at Forever Midnight decided to slip into the fine leather boot of Italy and peek into the mind of a Psychosexual killer in the 1973 film "Torso". After witnessing smoking, choking and enough boobs to fill an Italian countryside vineyard, The FM3 felt even more sleazy and queasy than usual. After all was said and done, your friends at FM were still scratching their heads at some of the wuts, whys and hows of making slasher films in 1970's Italy. Arrivederci!

This week, the FM3 take a trip to "Willy's Wonderland" (2021) where they witness Nicholas Cage doing a so-so Nicholas Cage impression while battling a possessed and woefully budget-assed Rock-a-Fire Rip-Off comprised of semi-menacing animatronic misfits. When the lights go down at Willy's, the bots get hungeee... but much to Forever Midnight's dismay, this is not a wonderland of actual wieners, edible or otherwise. At your own risk, check out this premium-priced streamer before the lawsuits start forming a pile of their own. Five Nights at whose? More like "One Night at Willy's" - which tracks as this title is 20% as cool and scary as it thinks it is. If your friends at FM haven't tipped their hand entirely, just know that sometimes the bad ones lead to the best chats! Crack a Punch Pop and enjoy!

This week's episode was chosen by one of Forever Midnight's faithful devotees over on Patreon, and the fate bestowed upon the weary eyes of the FM crew was one they had not bargained for. Preparing for the worst and hoping for the best, the FM3 recognize a familiar face - that of legendary actor Michael Berryman - but he has long luscious golden hair and a matching majestic mustache… something is definitely amiss. As your homies continue along (and off) the rails in this haunted house ride, they discover it chock-full of surreal imagery, an insane making-of backstory and tons of WTF moments, making 2017's "The Evil Within" a tour de force of literally the good, the bad and the utterly problematic. 

In this week's episode, the FM3 stumbled upon a horror treasure in the form of the 2020 film "His House".  To repay their debt to the Horror Gods, however, they must face the whispering NightWitch that lives in the Scary Movie Resource Center so that they might rejoin their unfortunate mission: to watch every shitty horror film. No longer used to such quality, "His House" legitimately scares the FM Crew, and in their spasmodic throes of terror, they send the NightWitch back to the netherworld with their violent flailings. Amazing how a one-of-a-kind film told from a unique perspective can shake one's foundations! Now they can get back to reviewing such choice titles as 'Killer Toilet'.