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313 - The Lords of Salem (2013)
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92 min
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Mar 10, 2026
Hold my cigarette.
The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"
Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)
Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings
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Patreon Livestream 3/14
Playlist for Friday the 13th
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92 min
312 - Happy Death Day (2017)
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95 min
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Mar 3, 2026
Is that chocolate milk, Becky?
Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars
Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer
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95 min
311 - When Evil Lurks (2023)
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107 min
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Feb 24, 2026
Who's a good boy?
Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death
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107 min
310 - La Llorona (2019)
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92 min
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Feb 17, 2026
Eventually, the bill comes due
Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay
Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)
Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people
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92 min
309 - La cabina (1972) & other horror shorts
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85 min
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Feb 13, 2026
Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)
Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide
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85 min
308 - Ghostwatch (1992)
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107 min
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Feb 10, 2026
I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?"
Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act)
Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point
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Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th
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107 min
307 - The Prophecy (1995)
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109 min
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Feb 3, 2026
Angels smell like ham.
Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and
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109 min
306 - The Walking Dead (2010)
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115 min
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Jan 27, 2026
What if primetime soap… but with zombies?
Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore)
Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension
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115 min
305 - The Swarm (1978)
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112 min
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Jan 20, 2026
What are we even doing?
Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary)
Content Warnings: Bees; child death
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112 min
304 - The Wolf Man (1941)
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99 min
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Jan 13, 2026
So THIS is how werewolf work
Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standards)
Content Warnings: Animal death
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99 min
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