Teen Creeps

Kelly and Katai break down the first installment of L.J. Smith's addictive Night World series, Secret Vampire. Spoiler: LOVED IT! Quick hot take: it's like Twilight, if there was more sex and the protagonist wasn't a Mary Sue. I mean, c'mon... blood drinking orgasms, teary hospital scenes, road trips to Vegas.. WHAT. A. BOOK. Kelly and Katai walk you through all the best moments.

Plus Kelly endorses a pyramid scheme, Katai reveals the amazing forthcoming Cartoon Network project she's been working on, and exciting announcements about Patreon and Public Domain Theater! Andddd a couple unforgettable listener voicemails!

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Waterfall related deaths! Cartoonish electrocutions! James Dean flattops?! We return to Fear Street with Oscar Montoya (Inside the Disney Vault podcast) and stumble through the looniness of R.L. Stine's The Dead Girlfriend, tackling the important questions like... Was the cover art inspired by JonBent Ramsey? And... Is R.L. Stine inhabited by the spirit of a dead white girl? Plus a really incredible tangent on mid-90s John Travolta movies. Specifically 1996 John Travolta movies. Specifically Michael and Phenomenon.

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We talk R.L. Stine's The Dead Lifeguard with Ira Madison III (Keep It) and learn a valuable lesson: DO NOT judge a book by its cover! Because in the case of The Dead Lifeguard, the cover says sexy dead lifeguards on a beach but the pages say... lots of internal monologues at a country club in the woods? Seriously, where does this book take place? And is it possible for a book to have a small budget? Just a few of the important questions that WILL be answered on this ep.

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Prepare to enter a world full of surreal horrors, such as the theme song to Two and a Half Men. Kelly and Katai brave Dia Reeves's Portero universe and pass through various shades of creeped out, weirded out, and grossed out as they discuss the unforgettable SLICE OF CHERRY (Slice of Jerry? Jerry's Cherries? Cherry Garcia?). Plus a new entry in the ALL CAPS YOU KNOW WHAT category. And essential tangents on Queer Eye and The Great British Bake Off that you need in your life right now.

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Confusion! Betrayal! Anger! These are just a few of the emotions that Kelly and Katai experience when they find out that the supernatural twist in R.L. Stine's The Boyfriend is not so supernatural after all. Damn you, R.L. Stine!

Also remember Mervyn's? Well, Katai does. And you will too after this episode.

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Stay away from walls! Never jeopardize your day job! Druidic statues need at least 8 hrs of sleep every night! Kelly, Katai, and guests Betsy Sodaro and Marcy Jarreau (A Funny Feeling podcast) learn some valuable advice this week courtesy of Graham Masterton's House of Bones. Plus inside scoops on Masonic rituals and R.L. Stine's NYC pad.

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How can we focus on prom when there's a murderer on the loose? On the other hand, how can we focus on catching a murderer when prom's coming up? Kelly and Katai dig into the central paradox of the YA Pulp Fiction universe with R.L. Stine's Fear Street classic The Prom Queen. Plus Stine's bad jokes, a field guide to prom queen candidates, and responses to user reviews.

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Kelly and Katai finally arrive at the book that started it all, Christopher Pike's The Starlight Crystal. Would there be a Teen Creeps without The Starlight Crystal? Is it really as good as they remember? And how exactly does male ejaculation work? All of this and more on Teen Creeps' inaugural episode on the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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Kelly and Katai talk childhood classic The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline B. Cooney! Lusty teens! Cults! Vaginal health!

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Resident LODUNC correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Same Day Shipping, Nintendo Cartridge Society) joins Kelly and Katai to talk Lois Duncan's Who Killed My Daughter? They talk psychic crime solving, Duncan's heartbreaking ability to portray loss, and literally cry while recording!

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