Episodes
352 - Deathstalker (2025) - A Shudder Exclusive
How many times will Michelle get derailed into talking about Psycho Goreman? How many times will JD say the phrase "long in the tooth"? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:19 sword and sorcery and sexual assault 00:13:40 spoiler-free thoughts 00:23:56 tbi tl;dr (plot summary) 00:31:10 spoiler section 01:04:42 closing jibber-jabber
351 - Michelle in Review - March 2026
We're heavy on Horror in the After Times (aka Post-COVID Horror) this month but there's plenty to talk about. Will JD really give up this easily on writing an episode description after four years? Lets all find out together!
350 - The Mortuary Assistant (2026) - A Shudder Original
How did knowing everything about the game affect Michelle's reaction? How did knowing nothing about the game affect JD's reaction? How do you solve a problem like Maria? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:12:43 spoiler free thoughts 00:27:02 tbi tl;dr 00:32:46 spoiler section 01:05:44 closing jibber-jabber
349 - Michelle in the News - March 2026
Are you prepared for another session of the most important horror news you didn't have the time, desire, or mental illness to keep up with? Let's all find out together!
348 - Bodycam (2025) - A Shudder Original
What's the worst that could happen when a cop gets caught on bodycam shooting someone during a disturbance call? Let's all find out together!
347 - Fall (2022)
How are you with heights, and potentially falling long distances? How are you with shitty parents who don't understand boundaries, especially the superhero dad type? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 - opening jibber-jabber 00:18:47 - spoiler-free thoughts 00:28:08 - tbi tl;dr 00:43:20 - spoiler section 01:12:43 - closing jibber-jabber
346 - Crazy Old Lady (2025) - A Shudder Original
What would happen if you had dementia, and it ended up bringing back traumatic repressed memories, and you start doing things you would never normally do? Is this a strong argument against mustaches? Let's all find out together!
345 - Michelle in Review - February 2026
Will Michelle finally start counting her media consumption by total running time, as JD continues to insist? Did she already do it and JD completely ignored it because he got mad about AI? Let's all find out together!
344 - Heretic (2025)
Will Michelle be able to predict what JD thought of Hugh Grant taking a stab (pun fully intended) at something more horror adjacent? Will JD continue to running-time-shame everything he sees? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:41 spoiler-free thoughts 00:19:34 tbi tl;dr 00:40:32 spoiler section 01:04:35 closing jibber-jabber
343 - Honey Bunch (2025) - A Shudder Original
Coming in a couple of days late, but we assure you it will be worth it! Head's up on this one, JD gets real emotional again towards the end. Is it for good reasons or bad reasons? Let's all find out together!
00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:13:45 spoiler-free thoughts 00:25:07 tbi;tldr - plot summary / spoiler-filled thoughts 01:25:22 closing jibber-jabber
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