Too Scary; Didn't Watch

A top cop, a muffin monster, and Danny Huston giving an incredible performance as a vampire who can play records with his fingernail - we're recapping 30 Days of Night! Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, Golden Arm) joins us to talk about our very first vampire horror movie and explains how it uses the whole buffalo. Tune in to find out if Henley's eyes are stronger than her heart.

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STD metaphors, masturbation dens, and a monster that seemingly "scrunches" you death - we're recapping David Robert Mitchell's It Follows! Rebecca Lee Robertson (From Your TV to UCB, Dow Jones, Kajillionaire) walks us through this 2014 coming-of-age horror film, and together we reflect on the inevitability of our own deaths. Pretty sure the takeaway is...YOLO?!

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A hall of mirrors, cool red jumpsuits and, as Emily says, "scissors and blood!!!" - we're recapping Jordan Peele's 2019 film US! Greg Gallant (TV writer on Speechless and Perfect Harmony; Firsthand Podcast) and Broti Gupta (TV writer on Speechless and Friends From College) join us to talk about what a damn blast these actors must have had and why all their stand-ins deserve awards. Tune in to hear Sammy and Greg's impression of Lupita Nyong'o's scary-as-hell "tether" voice.

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Another creepy dollhouse, a lone survivor of a cult, and a VERY bad idea for a Christmas vacation destination - we're recapping The Lodge! From the directors of Goodnight Mommy comes another excellent film that is thoroughly unpleasant to watch - we loved it! Just your hosts this week, join us if you want to feel very bad!

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A vacation destination with a spooktacular name, some super sick tattoos, and Robert DeNiro as a very scary man who learned how to read - we're recapping Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear! Kathleen Jordan (Creator of the upcoming Netflix Original series Teenage Bounty Hunters) joins us to talk about this truly horrifying film that includes all our biggest real-life fears. Trigger warning that this movie includes scenes of rape and sexual assault.

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Creepy kids, a haunted mansion, and a LOT of spooky things that get showcased and then never come into play - we're recapping The Turning! A standard horror film with the most perplexing ending imaginable. No guest this week! Just the three of us trying to figure out if Finn Wolfhard is a regular horny teenage boy or an EVIL horny teenage boy. Tune in to find out.

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A haunted videotape, an extremely competent journalist, and a precocious little boy with a smoker's voice - we're recapping The Ring! Aaron Burdette (comedy writer; Man Seeking Woman, SNL Weekend Update, UCB) is here to talk about the movie that scared the sh*t out of him before he was the big brave adult he is now. Join us to find out what Naomi Watts loves to snack on.

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A cursed burial ground, a dad who just doesn't learn his lessons, and an adorable little boy with the cool-as-hell name 'Gage Creed' - we're recapping Mary Lambert's 1989 film Pet Sematary! Jonathan Sadowski (Young & Hungry, Chernobyl Diaries, Shookum Hills) joins us to talk about this truly insane movie. Don't shilly-shally, join us as we find out why sometimes dead is better!

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A demon named Pazuzu, stunts that caused lifelong spinal injuries, and language so foul Max Von Sydow forgot his lines - we're recapping William Friedkin's 1973 horror classic The Exorcist. Chase McCown tells us all about this game-changing horror (the first and still only one of two horror films to be nominated for Best Picture!!). Join us as we find out where exactly your mother sucks cocks.

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A bad book, a struggling mother, and a cute/terrifying little boy that is sometimes a man on his knees wearing a wig - we're recapping Jennifer Kent's debut feature The Babadook.  This movie is a beautiful exploration of motherhood, grief, and trauma...join us as we try not to cry through the whole episode!

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